Monkey
Master Don Juan
You still talking 'Real man'???, I think we've nearly all left so be sure to turn the lights off when you've finished! 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Being a Dj requires a big penis....
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
ultrashogun
Senior Don Juan
It has nothing to do with Darwinism. Back when Humans lived more like animals a womans pleasure didnt mean ****. The toughest, strongest or smartest male would take her, screw her and thats it. It didnt have anything to do with how big his **** was.
You are raping Darwins theorie even worse than the nazis did.
Player_Supreme
Banned
cut it out starman...we know your lurking around here with a fake name still posting stupid assed shyt that is only funny to you...
not everybody is blind and dumb fool!
grow the fawk up...your in your middle 30's not 18 anymore dude.
not everybody is blind and dumb fool!
grow the fawk up...your in your middle 30's not 18 anymore dude.
Dee-Zy
Master Don Juan
Shut the **** Up!
Congradulation, u have now made the most idiotic post in the history of sosuave.
What happened? Your mom didn't hug you enough as a kid? Or your dad hugged you too much?
Get the **** outta here and don't come back.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
JustDoItAlways
Master Don Juan
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Re: .....
Males have passed on their genes to their offspring since the beginning of time of course. Their male offspring inherited half of their genes which of course included penis size.
Since the average penis size today is 6.5", that must mean that women throughout history have prefered a 6.5" penis (plus or minus a few inches of course.)
So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
Your simple quote above actually tells us all we need to know about what women want in penis size. I'm sure you didn't understand this of course but it is true nonetheless.
Males have passed on their genes to their offspring since the beginning of time of course. Their male offspring inherited half of their genes which of course included penis size.
Since the average penis size today is 6.5", that must mean that women throughout history have prefered a 6.5" penis (plus or minus a few inches of course.)
So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
Does anybody on this board know the southpark episode in which that teacher writes an erotic book but is told that his book is wack and he seems to be gay for using the word PENIS alllllll of the time??
kinda reminded me of that lol
kinda reminded me of that lol
ultrashogun
Senior Don Juan
Offspring?! Dont flatter him.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
THA REALNESS
Banned
Why are guys mad?? It's not like sosuave.com is a brain-trust.
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
Yes, yes we all have little starmen. ~Zappa
drixsa
Master Don Juan
becuase he is wasting space on the forum
i want my 30 seconds back as well (i subtracted the time i spend laughing at the original poster)
jakethasnake
Master Don Juan
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What is 'small' anyway? I don't think I'm small, and I'm Asian to boot.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
THA REALNESS
Banned
Less than 6 inches= small .I'm 8inches and pretty thick in girth.I thought small cacks on asians was just a sterotype but hey whatever!!
Yo does anyones Cack get bigger when they get laid.I mean not an erection legit growth compared to regurlar boner?or is it just my imagination?
Yo does anyones Cack get bigger when they get laid.I mean not an erection legit growth compared to regurlar boner?or is it just my imagination?
jakethasnake
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Just over 6 inches here. But I don't think being 5.5 inches is small. It's a ****in half-inch. I think that there is NO discernible difference between an 8 inch penis and an 8.5 inch penis to the naked eye, and neither to a woman's sensations (now there IS a difference between a 5 and an 8 incher, for sure...). It's only those freak who are obssessed and break out a ruler every second that can tell teh difference.
I would say that 5 inches and under is firmly within 'getting kinda small' territory, not 6. Anything between 5.5 and 6.5 is pretty much standard.
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****. It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. )
But I don't think being 5.5 inches is small. It's a ****in half-inch. I think that there is NO discernible difference between an 8 inch penis and an 8.5 inch penis to the naked eye, and neither to a woman's sensations (now there IS a difference between a 5 and an 8 incher, for sure...). It's only those freak who are obssessed and break out a ruler every second that can tell teh difference. I would say that 5 inches and under is firmly within 'getting kinda small' territory, not 6. Anything between 5.5 and 6.5 is pretty much standard.
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****.
It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. )Monkey
Master Don Juan
Hehe exactly.Originally posted by jakethasnake
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****.
Why anyone would actually want a longer penis than 7 inches is beyond me - have you not seen the porn stars with their 8/9 inchers, they can't even penetrate the women all the way as they'd end up doing damage to their vaginas if they tried to stick a full 8/9 inches in her.
I'm a little over 7" (yes I'm sure) and with my last gf I was bottoming out when fully inside her, anymore and it would have spoilt the sex as I'd have had to make sure on each poke I held back a little. No fun at all.
As they say its not what you have its what you do with it and ain't that the truth.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.