Monkey
Master Don Juan
You still talking 'Real man'???, I think we've nearly all left so be sure to turn the lights off when you've finished! 
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Being a Dj requires a big penis....
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ultrashogun
Senior Don Juan
It has nothing to do with Darwinism. Back when Humans lived more like animals a womans pleasure didnt mean ****. The toughest, strongest or smartest male would take her, screw her and thats it. It didnt have anything to do with how big his **** was.
You are raping Darwins theorie even worse than the nazis did.
Player_Supreme
Banned
cut it out starman...we know your lurking around here with a fake name still posting stupid assed shyt that is only funny to you...
not everybody is blind and dumb fool!
grow the fawk up...your in your middle 30's not 18 anymore dude.
not everybody is blind and dumb fool!
grow the fawk up...your in your middle 30's not 18 anymore dude.
Dee-Zy
Master Don Juan
Shut the **** Up!
Congradulation, u have now made the most idiotic post in the history of sosuave.
What happened? Your mom didn't hug you enough as a kid? Or your dad hugged you too much?
Get the **** outta here and don't come back.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
JustDoItAlways
Master Don Juan
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Re: .....
Males have passed on their genes to their offspring since the beginning of time of course. Their male offspring inherited half of their genes which of course included penis size.
Since the average penis size today is 6.5", that must mean that women throughout history have prefered a 6.5" penis (plus or minus a few inches of course.)
So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
Your simple quote above actually tells us all we need to know about what women want in penis size. I'm sure you didn't understand this of course but it is true nonetheless.
Males have passed on their genes to their offspring since the beginning of time of course. Their male offspring inherited half of their genes which of course included penis size.
Since the average penis size today is 6.5", that must mean that women throughout history have prefered a 6.5" penis (plus or minus a few inches of course.)
So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
Does anybody on this board know the southpark episode in which that teacher writes an erotic book but is told that his book is wack and he seems to be gay for using the word PENIS alllllll of the time??
kinda reminded me of that lol
kinda reminded me of that lol
ultrashogun
Senior Don Juan
Offspring?! Dont flatter him.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
THA REALNESS
Banned
Why are guys mad?? It's not like sosuave.com is a brain-trust.
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
Yes, yes we all have little starmen. ~Zappa
drixsa
Master Don Juan
becuase he is wasting space on the forum
i want my 30 seconds back as well (i subtracted the time i spend laughing at the original poster)
jakethasnake
Master Don Juan
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What is 'small' anyway? I don't think I'm small, and I'm Asian to boot.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
THA REALNESS
Banned
Less than 6 inches= small .I'm 8inches and pretty thick in girth.I thought small cacks on asians was just a sterotype but hey whatever!!
Yo does anyones Cack get bigger when they get laid.I mean not an erection legit growth compared to regurlar boner?or is it just my imagination?
Yo does anyones Cack get bigger when they get laid.I mean not an erection legit growth compared to regurlar boner?or is it just my imagination?
jakethasnake
Master Don Juan
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Just over 6 inches here. But I don't think being 5.5 inches is small. It's a ****in half-inch. I think that there is NO discernible difference between an 8 inch penis and an 8.5 inch penis to the naked eye, and neither to a woman's sensations (now there IS a difference between a 5 and an 8 incher, for sure...). It's only those freak who are obssessed and break out a ruler every second that can tell teh difference.
I would say that 5 inches and under is firmly within 'getting kinda small' territory, not 6. Anything between 5.5 and 6.5 is pretty much standard.
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****. It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. )
But I don't think being 5.5 inches is small. It's a ****in half-inch. I think that there is NO discernible difference between an 8 inch penis and an 8.5 inch penis to the naked eye, and neither to a woman's sensations (now there IS a difference between a 5 and an 8 incher, for sure...). It's only those freak who are obssessed and break out a ruler every second that can tell teh difference. I would say that 5 inches and under is firmly within 'getting kinda small' territory, not 6. Anything between 5.5 and 6.5 is pretty much standard.
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****.
It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. )Monkey
Master Don Juan
Hehe exactly.Originally posted by jakethasnake
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****.
Why anyone would actually want a longer penis than 7 inches is beyond me - have you not seen the porn stars with their 8/9 inchers, they can't even penetrate the women all the way as they'd end up doing damage to their vaginas if they tried to stick a full 8/9 inches in her.
I'm a little over 7" (yes I'm sure) and with my last gf I was bottoming out when fully inside her, anymore and it would have spoilt the sex as I'd have had to make sure on each poke I held back a little. No fun at all.
As they say its not what you have its what you do with it and ain't that the truth.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.