Mr Wright
Master Don Juan
Less than 12 hours but just over a month since I've had a new girl. I'm finally going to have to say goodbye and end up with no plates for a while. The hunt will be on and I can't wait.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
be honest...how long has it been?
- Thread starter _sideways_
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
narcissist
Master Don Juan
6 weeks
logicallefty
Moderator
3 days here.
Longest dry spell ever was 10 months.
Longest dry spell ever was 10 months.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
_sideways_
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I loathe you...pics or it didn't happen. LolTiguere said:
congrats.
Mike32ct
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Currently 604 days or 1.65 years
I try not to exceed two years if I can.
I try not to exceed two years if I can.
countwoofoolah
Don Juan
6 days
EvilSpirit22
Senior Don Juan
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2 weeks but gonna get some today 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
NEPA
Don Juan
I got sick and went 3 years. **** that ****. One hookup and now in a relationship tho in the past 6 months.
In the present
Don Juan
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A long 2 years. I'm lucky I found this forum ha-ha
IBreatheSpears
Senior Don Juan
At least two months.
I would have gotten laid last week but she was asleep when I woke up with morning wood. By the time she woke up, I just wanted to go home. I suppose I could've woken her up...
I would have gotten laid last week but she was asleep when I woke up with morning wood. By the time she woke up, I just wanted to go home. I suppose I could've woken her up...
Lol'd, now I'm wondering about all the times my dad saved my dumb ass from drowning.Epimanes said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Malcontent
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bout 4 months. before that a year and half. I am very picky.