Mr Wright
Master Don Juan
Less than 12 hours but just over a month since I've had a new girl. I'm finally going to have to say goodbye and end up with no plates for a while. The hunt will be on and I can't wait.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
be honest...how long has it been?
- Thread starter _sideways_
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
narcissist
Master Don Juan
6 weeks
logicallefty
Moderator
3 days here.
Longest dry spell ever was 10 months.
Longest dry spell ever was 10 months.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
_sideways_
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I loathe you...pics or it didn't happen. LolTiguere said:
congrats.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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Currently 604 days or 1.65 years
I try not to exceed two years if I can.
I try not to exceed two years if I can.
countwoofoolah
Don Juan
6 days
EvilSpirit22
Senior Don Juan
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2 weeks but gonna get some today 
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
NEPA
Don Juan
I got sick and went 3 years. **** that ****. One hookup and now in a relationship tho in the past 6 months.
In the present
Don Juan
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A long 2 years. I'm lucky I found this forum ha-ha
IBreatheSpears
Senior Don Juan
At least two months.
I would have gotten laid last week but she was asleep when I woke up with morning wood. By the time she woke up, I just wanted to go home. I suppose I could've woken her up...
I would have gotten laid last week but she was asleep when I woke up with morning wood. By the time she woke up, I just wanted to go home. I suppose I could've woken her up...
Lol'd, now I'm wondering about all the times my dad saved my dumb ass from drowning.Epimanes said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Malcontent
Senior Don Juan
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bout 4 months. before that a year and half. I am very picky.