An ex who I put on the back burner but didn't go full nc on due to occasional post-breakup sex (about once a month, a plate I suppose) recently called me and asked if I would be willing to take her new, hyper dog jogging with me to burn off some of his energy as this is her busy time of year and she'd be working late, etc. She seems to want me to look after the dog while she's gone and I have full access to her place again. She gave me a key, but we're not really hanging out. I'm pretty sure she's just using me for this task, as we haven't boned in about 2 months. I'm thinking of making an offer of sex in exchange for dog walks, as I wouldn't mind putting her back in rotation as a plate, nor would I mind walking the pup, as I could bring him to the dog park to pick up chicks. What would be the most eloquent way of making this offer? I don't really care if I see her again or not, but an easy lay is an easy lay.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Barter for Sex?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
BraddH
Master Don Juan
Just say "Walking the dog is fine by me. But everytime I come there I will fvck you also."
JohnyTheArrow
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Have some dignity dude.If you dont want to walk the dog dont.Dont ask for ***** in exchange like a beggar.It's not even beta its omega.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
serious why? let her orbiter friends do it you are too busy to go to her home and walk with the damn dog.
if you consider her a plate then I belice you are having sex with other woman so the bargain for it should loot ridiculous to you. serious if you have to barter that much for sex try to a hooker, at least she won't call you after
if you consider her a plate then I belice you are having sex with other woman so the bargain for it should loot ridiculous to you. serious if you have to barter that much for sex try to a hooker, at least she won't call you after