B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E: Let's hear it!

[Skyy.]

Skyy's Badassitude

Happy Monday Skyy! How was your day?
I bet I smell better right now

Tell me your facebook or I'm hanging up!
*Click*

I can't make it tonight, sorry
Your loss

Hey are we still meeting up tomorrow?
If you wear something smokin' HOT

We can hang out, but not at your place.
I have other options

You're different
I'm not a chump?

We'll hang out if you pick me up
Can't you get a bus pass?

How many girls have you taken here?
One too many

(Ongoing)

 

[DonGorgon]

huh?

 

[Skyy.]

huh?

Can you read motherfvcker?

B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E

 

[Purefilth]

"I Love You"

I dont blame you

 

[ludis]

At her place.

She's looking at me straight in the eye.

Me: *smirk* Hah, i've never seen such an expressionless gaze.

Her: You make me sick.

Later on, on the couch, deep throat and loving it.

 

[cervantesscthree]

What happened last night?
Upgrade to a better package for that type of info

I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyway
If you wanna date me just ask

We should all study at yrs tonight
I've run out of condoms

I don't know why I speak to you
Hahaha! Yr whipped

I know what yr like
Me too, I've known me for 21 years

Her: I'm sick of it, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to stop seeing you.
Me: What you doing Sunday?
Her: No I'm serious, I'm going to stop seeing you
Me: You can stay from Sunday till Monday
Her . . . Bye
Me: No Sunday till Tuesday in fact
Her: . . . Grrr Okay. Argh I'm so weak sometimes
Me: I know

 

[Skyy.]

My friend works at the Caddy Shack
You mean Radioshack?



No baddassitude moment today, I'll show myself out.

 

[hockeyfreak79]

Getting dressed:
Me: You like those granny panties huh. (Not really granny ones just plain ass) Right after I said it I thought, damn I have a mouth oops!

Her: ahhhh yup...if you wanna buy me some sexy ones you can...and I'll get you some new ones too.

Couple days later she wearing black lace thong, I didn't buy them. SMH it worked..

Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?

 

[Pimp-sicle]

Her: Do I need to wear heels for XYZ bar?

Me: If you want to look sexxxy.
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Her: You have whoare-aura?

Me: (laughing) what?

Her: Whoare-aura, you know the essence of a w-h-o-r-e.

Me: Go on...

Her: The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, you are definitely a man-w-h-o-r-e.
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Her: "Your a player"

Me: (smile, grab her hand and lead her thru the bar)













PIMP

 

[escaleraroyal]

Can you read motherfvcker?

B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E

LOL

 

[cervantesscthree]

Getting dressed:
Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?

:crackup: