"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E: Let's hear it!

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Skyy's Badassitude

Happy Monday Skyy! How was your day?
I bet I smell better right now

Tell me your facebook or I'm hanging up!
*Click*

I can't make it tonight, sorry
Your loss

Hey are we still meeting up tomorrow?
If you wear something smokin' HOT

We can hang out, but not at your place.
I have other options

You're different
I'm not a chump?

We'll hang out if you pick me up
Can't you get a bus pass?

How many girls have you taken here?
One too many

(Ongoing)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Purefilth

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"I Love You"

I dont blame you
 
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ludis

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At her place.

She's looking at me straight in the eye.

Me: *smirk* Hah, i've never seen such an expressionless gaze.

Her: You make me sick.

Later on, on the couch, deep throat and loving it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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cervantesscthree

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What happened last night?
Upgrade to a better package for that type of info

I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyway
If you wanna date me just ask

We should all study at yrs tonight
I've run out of condoms

I don't know why I speak to you
Hahaha! Yr whipped

I know what yr like
Me too, I've known me for 21 years

Her: I'm sick of it, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to stop seeing you.
Me: What you doing Sunday?
Her: No I'm serious, I'm going to stop seeing you
Me: You can stay from Sunday till Monday
Her . . . Bye
Me: No Sunday till Tuesday in fact
Her: . . . Grrr Okay. Argh I'm so weak sometimes
Me: I know
 
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Skyy.

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My friend works at the Caddy Shack
You mean Radioshack?



No baddassitude moment today, I'll show myself out.
 
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Getting dressed:
Me: You like those granny panties huh. (Not really granny ones just plain ass) Right after I said it I thought, damn I have a mouth oops!

Her: ahhhh yup...if you wanna buy me some sexy ones you can...and I'll get you some new ones too.

Couple days later she wearing black lace thong, I didn't buy them. SMH it worked..

Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
 
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Pimp-sicle

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Her: Do I need to wear heels for XYZ bar?

Me: If you want to look sexxxy.
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Her: You have whoare-aura?

Me: (laughing) what?

Her: Whoare-aura, you know the essence of a w-h-o-r-e.

Me: Go on...

Her: The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, you are definitely a man-w-h-o-r-e.
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Her: "Your a player"

Me: (smile, grab her hand and lead her thru the bar)













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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cervantesscthree

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hockeyfreak79 said:
Getting dressed:
Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
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