"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E: Let's hear it!

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Skyy.

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Skyy's Badassitude

Happy Monday Skyy! How was your day?
I bet I smell better right now

Tell me your facebook or I'm hanging up!
*Click*

I can't make it tonight, sorry
Your loss

Hey are we still meeting up tomorrow?
If you wear something smokin' HOT

We can hang out, but not at your place.
I have other options

You're different
I'm not a chump?

We'll hang out if you pick me up
Can't you get a bus pass?

How many girls have you taken here?
One too many

(Ongoing)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Purefilth

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"I Love You"

I dont blame you
 
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ludis

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At her place.

She's looking at me straight in the eye.

Me: *smirk* Hah, i've never seen such an expressionless gaze.

Her: You make me sick.

Later on, on the couch, deep throat and loving it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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cervantesscthree

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What happened last night?
Upgrade to a better package for that type of info

I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyway
If you wanna date me just ask

We should all study at yrs tonight
I've run out of condoms

I don't know why I speak to you
Hahaha! Yr whipped

I know what yr like
Me too, I've known me for 21 years

Her: I'm sick of it, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to stop seeing you.
Me: What you doing Sunday?
Her: No I'm serious, I'm going to stop seeing you
Me: You can stay from Sunday till Monday
Her . . . Bye
Me: No Sunday till Tuesday in fact
Her: . . . Grrr Okay. Argh I'm so weak sometimes
Me: I know
 
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My friend works at the Caddy Shack
You mean Radioshack?



No baddassitude moment today, I'll show myself out.
 
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Getting dressed:
Me: You like those granny panties huh. (Not really granny ones just plain ass) Right after I said it I thought, damn I have a mouth oops!

Her: ahhhh yup...if you wanna buy me some sexy ones you can...and I'll get you some new ones too.

Couple days later she wearing black lace thong, I didn't buy them. SMH it worked..

Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
 
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Pimp-sicle

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Her: Do I need to wear heels for XYZ bar?

Me: If you want to look sexxxy.
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Her: You have whoare-aura?

Me: (laughing) what?

Her: Whoare-aura, you know the essence of a w-h-o-r-e.

Me: Go on...

Her: The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, you are definitely a man-w-h-o-r-e.
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Her: "Your a player"

Me: (smile, grab her hand and lead her thru the bar)













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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hockeyfreak79 said:
Getting dressed:
Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
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