"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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B-A-D-A-S-S-I-T-U-D-E: Let's hear it!

Skyy.

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Skyy's Badassitude

Happy Monday Skyy! How was your day?
I bet I smell better right now

Tell me your facebook or I'm hanging up!

*Click*

I can't make it tonight, sorry
Your loss

Hey are we still meeting up tomorrow?
If you wear something smokin' HOT

We can hang out, but not at your place.

I have other options

You're different
I'm not a chump?

We'll hang out if you pick me up
Can't you get a bus pass?

How many girls have you taken here?

One too many

(Ongoing)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Purefilth

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"I Love You"

I dont blame you
 

ludis

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At her place.

She's looking at me straight in the eye.

Me: *smirk* Hah, i've never seen such an expressionless gaze.

Her: You make me sick.

Later on, on the couch, deep throat and loving it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cervantesscthree

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What happened last night?
Upgrade to a better package for that type of info

I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyway
If you wanna date me just ask

We should all study at yrs tonight
I've run out of condoms

I don't know why I speak to you
Hahaha! Yr whipped

I know what yr like
Me too, I've known me for 21 years

Her: I'm sick of it, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to stop seeing you.
Me: What you doing Sunday?
Her: No I'm serious, I'm going to stop seeing you
Me: You can stay from Sunday till Monday
Her . . . Bye
Me: No Sunday till Tuesday in fact
Her: . . . Grrr Okay. Argh I'm so weak sometimes
Me: I know
 
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Skyy.

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My friend works at the Caddy Shack
You mean Radioshack?



No baddassitude moment today, I'll show myself out.
 

hockeyfreak79

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Getting dressed:
Me: You like those granny panties huh. (Not really granny ones just plain ass) Right after I said it I thought, damn I have a mouth oops!

Her: ahhhh yup...if you wanna buy me some sexy ones you can...and I'll get you some new ones too.

Couple days later she wearing black lace thong, I didn't buy them. SMH it worked..

Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
 

Pimp-sicle

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Her: Do I need to wear heels for XYZ bar?

Me: If you want to look sexxxy.
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Her: You have whoare-aura?

Me: (laughing) what?

Her: Whoare-aura, you know the essence of a w-h-o-r-e.

Me: Go on...

Her: The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, you are definitely a man-w-h-o-r-e.
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Her: "Your a player"

Me: (smile, grab her hand and lead her thru the bar)













PIMP
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cervantesscthree

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hockeyfreak79 said:
Getting dressed:
Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
:crackup:
 
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