"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skyy.

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Skyy's Badassitude

Happy Monday Skyy! How was your day?
I bet I smell better right now

Tell me your facebook or I'm hanging up!
*Click*

I can't make it tonight, sorry
Your loss

Hey are we still meeting up tomorrow?
If you wear something smokin' HOT

We can hang out, but not at your place.
I have other options

You're different
I'm not a chump?

We'll hang out if you pick me up
Can't you get a bus pass?

How many girls have you taken here?
One too many

(Ongoing)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Purefilth

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"I Love You"

I dont blame you
 
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ludis

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At her place.

She's looking at me straight in the eye.

Me: *smirk* Hah, i've never seen such an expressionless gaze.

Her: You make me sick.

Later on, on the couch, deep throat and loving it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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cervantesscthree

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What happened last night?
Upgrade to a better package for that type of info

I'm not looking for a boyfriend anyway
If you wanna date me just ask

We should all study at yrs tonight
I've run out of condoms

I don't know why I speak to you
Hahaha! Yr whipped

I know what yr like
Me too, I've known me for 21 years

Her: I'm sick of it, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to stop seeing you.
Me: What you doing Sunday?
Her: No I'm serious, I'm going to stop seeing you
Me: You can stay from Sunday till Monday
Her . . . Bye
Me: No Sunday till Tuesday in fact
Her: . . . Grrr Okay. Argh I'm so weak sometimes
Me: I know
 
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My friend works at the Caddy Shack
You mean Radioshack?



No baddassitude moment today, I'll show myself out.
 
hockeyfreak79

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Getting dressed:
Me: You like those granny panties huh. (Not really granny ones just plain ass) Right after I said it I thought, damn I have a mouth oops!

Her: ahhhh yup...if you wanna buy me some sexy ones you can...and I'll get you some new ones too.

Couple days later she wearing black lace thong, I didn't buy them. SMH it worked..

Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
 
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Pimp-sicle

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Her: Do I need to wear heels for XYZ bar?

Me: If you want to look sexxxy.
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Her: You have whoare-aura?

Me: (laughing) what?

Her: Whoare-aura, you know the essence of a w-h-o-r-e.

Me: Go on...

Her: The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you dress, you are definitely a man-w-h-o-r-e.
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Her: "Your a player"

Me: (smile, grab her hand and lead her thru the bar)













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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cervantesscthree

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hockeyfreak79 said:
Getting dressed:
Text:
Me: You have pissed me off for the last time! I swear if you where here right now I would.....F-it's not worth it I'm gonna go take a cold shower.

40m later knock on the door. I really was not expecting this...I was done.

Her: Here I am, so did I hear it right you want to rip my close off?
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