spesmilitis
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
- Thread starter spesmilitis
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
bigjohnson
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Best quote:
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
The womans quote:> "Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms".
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
Ken785
Master Don Juan
is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
bigjohnson
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DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
you gotta be kidding me!! i guess she cant find time to "take care of business" before she closes her eyes for night time.
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
If I am not mistaken the Onion website is a sarcastic view on what is going on in todays world or putting another spend on subject matters.
LoneSilver
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Ken785 said:
Sir Juanalot
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bigjohnson
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It's in this vein: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.