As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate

[spesmilitis]

lmao:
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/as_a_working_mom_its_hard_to

 

[bigjohnson]

Best quote:

"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "

 

[wolf116]

Best quote:

"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "

Bahahahaha!

 

[LoneSilver]

The womans quote:> "Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms".

She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.

Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing

LoneSilver

 

[Ken785]

is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:

 

[bigjohnson]

The Onion?


Try this and get back to me: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54360

 

[DavenJuan]

you gotta be kidding me!! i guess she cant find time to "take care of business" before she closes her eyes for night time.

 

[LoneSilver]

If I am not mistaken the Onion website is a sarcastic view on what is going on in todays world or putting another spend on subject matters.

LoneSilver

is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:

 

[Sir Juanalot]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133

I love the Onion it's superb humour

 

[bigjohnson]

It's in this vein: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html