spesmilitis
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
bigjohnson
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Best quote:
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
The womans quote:> "Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms".
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
Ken785
Master Don Juan
is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
bigjohnson
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DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
you gotta be kidding me!! i guess she cant find time to "take care of business" before she closes her eyes for night time.
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
If I am not mistaken the Onion website is a sarcastic view on what is going on in todays world or putting another spend on subject matters.
LoneSilver
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Ken785 said:
Sir Juanalot
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bigjohnson
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It's in this vein: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.