spesmilitis
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
bigjohnson
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Best quote:
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
The womans quote:> "Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms".
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
Ken785
Master Don Juan
is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
bigjohnson
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DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
you gotta be kidding me!! i guess she cant find time to "take care of business" before she closes her eyes for night time.
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
If I am not mistaken the Onion website is a sarcastic view on what is going on in todays world or putting another spend on subject matters.
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Ken785 said:
Sir Juanalot
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bigjohnson
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It's in this vein: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.