spesmilitis
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
As A Working Mom, It's Hard To Find Time To Masturbate
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
bigjohnson
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Best quote:
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
"I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. "
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
The womans quote:> "Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms".
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
She could call me but it seems this woman isn't interested in a penis being thrusted in her vagina or a man stimulating her c-spot... she's more interested in doing it with her fingers or vibrator in kinky situations is what I get out of this article as she says if she had a husband she would find all kinds of opportunities to masturbate.
Hell if I had a wife like this woman I could find all kinds of opportunities to slip away and go fishing
LoneSilver
Ken785
Master Don Juan
is this a joke article website that poses as a news website? theres an article there about porn stars going up to the capital, demanding to be fvcked harder....:nervous:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
bigjohnson
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DavenJuan
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you gotta be kidding me!! i guess she cant find time to "take care of business" before she closes her eyes for night time.
LoneSilver
Master Don Juan
If I am not mistaken the Onion website is a sarcastic view on what is going on in todays world or putting another spend on subject matters.
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Ken785 said:
Sir Juanalot
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bigjohnson
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It's in this vein: http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.