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Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
herpes, warts, and syphilis?
I ended up in a carload of people at the end of the night with HBblonde's best friend HBbrunette, who asks me back to her room on some ridiculous pretence. After I f*cked her she says, "don't tell HBblonde, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know I did this," which I laughed off. She fell asleep.
I left and went to HBblondes place, boy was she glad to see me. "Don't tell HBbrunette about this, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know...."
Gotta luv the game.
-manuva
3 lays + 2 BJ's, that would be like a full house which beats 3 of a kind anyday.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bring on the bonus points. Two sisters in one day :rockon:Did two sisters out of the same family though. What do I win?
Originally posted by strong like bull
lol while its not a hat trick. you still get bonus points
examples of other achievements you get points for:
- SLB
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
this is a gigantic load of b.s.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
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Gotta luv the game.
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