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Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
herpes, warts, and syphilis?
I ended up in a carload of people at the end of the night with HBblonde's best friend HBbrunette, who asks me back to her room on some ridiculous pretence. After I f*cked her she says, "don't tell HBblonde, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know I did this," which I laughed off. She fell asleep.
I left and went to HBblondes place, boy was she glad to see me. "Don't tell HBbrunette about this, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know...."
Gotta luv the game.
-manuva
3 lays + 2 BJ's, that would be like a full house which beats 3 of a kind anyday.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Bring on the bonus points. Two sisters in one day :rockon:Did two sisters out of the same family though. What do I win?
Originally posted by strong like bull
lol while its not a hat trick. you still get bonus points
examples of other achievements you get points for:
- SLB
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
this is a gigantic load of b.s.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
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Gotta luv the game.
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