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Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
herpes, warts, and syphilis?
I ended up in a carload of people at the end of the night with HBblonde's best friend HBbrunette, who asks me back to her room on some ridiculous pretence. After I f*cked her she says, "don't tell HBblonde, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know I did this," which I laughed off. She fell asleep.
I left and went to HBblondes place, boy was she glad to see me. "Don't tell HBbrunette about this, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know...."
Gotta luv the game.
-manuva
3 lays + 2 BJ's, that would be like a full house which beats 3 of a kind anyday.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bring on the bonus points. Two sisters in one day :rockon:Did two sisters out of the same family though. What do I win?
Originally posted by strong like bull
lol while its not a hat trick. you still get bonus points
examples of other achievements you get points for:
- SLB
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
this is a gigantic load of b.s.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
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Gotta luv the game.
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