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Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Howzat? You shoulda atleast spoofed on her leg calling for a LBW.Originally posted by strong like bull
another girl wanted to come over around 2-3am but i was dead tired. from work and the other girls. almost had it.
-SLB
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
herpes, warts, and syphilis?
I ended up in a carload of people at the end of the night with HBblonde's best friend HBbrunette, who asks me back to her room on some ridiculous pretence. After I f*cked her she says, "don't tell HBblonde, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know I did this," which I laughed off. She fell asleep.
I left and went to HBblondes place, boy was she glad to see me. "Don't tell HBbrunette about this, cos she really likes you and I don't want her to know...."
Gotta luv the game.
-manuva
3 lays + 2 BJ's, that would be like a full house which beats 3 of a kind anyday.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bring on the bonus points. Two sisters in one day :rockon:Did two sisters out of the same family though. What do I win?
Originally posted by strong like bull
lol while its not a hat trick. you still get bonus points
examples of other achievements you get points for:
- SLB
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
this is a gigantic load of b.s.Originally posted by manuva
I 3 lays and 2 bj's in a 30 hour period about a month ago (5 girls total). Mmmmmm.
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Gotta luv the game.
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