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Don Juan
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who has children here and still DJ's there asses off?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Crude and immature but it rings true nonetheless. Li'l K is almost thirteen and a goddamned dynamo inside and out (her game is flawless even at this age).Mr.Positive said:If your kids are cute, use them as bait. Kinda like walking using your dog to meet chicks...
If she remains a virgin until marriage then you have done well as a father. otherwise you have utterly failed - this is THE measure!!!!!!KarmaSutra said:Crude and immature but it rings true nonetheless. Li'l K is almost thirteen and a goddamned dynamo inside and out (her game is flawless even at this age).
When she and I are out without the Mrs. I certainly notice a distinct " hmmm, he's got his sh!t together" vibe from my opposite gender.
Li'l K is an extension and result of my clarity as a Father and as a life teacher to her. So you Dads here need to step your game up to the highest level because this is where our next generaion DJ's should be getting thier info and direction.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
No pressure there KarmaLast Man Standing said:If she remains a virgin until marriage then you have done well as a father. otherwise you have utterly failed - this is THE measure!!!!!!
I have 4 kids.Last Man Standing said:If she remains a virgin until marriage then you have done well as a father. otherwise you have utterly failed - this is THE measure!!!!!!
that is actually so sweet man! i mean, you spend time with your daughter and simultaneously train her to be a good responsible woman.KarmaSutra said:Crude and immature but it rings true nonetheless. Li'l K is almost thirteen and a goddamned dynamo inside and out (her game is flawless even at this age).
When she and I are out without the Mrs. I certainly notice a distinct " hmmm, he's got his sh!t together" vibe from my opposite gender.
Li'l K is an extension and result of my clarity as a Father and as a life teacher to her. So you Dads here need to step your game up to the highest level because this is where our next generaion DJ's should be getting thier info and direction.