aftershock
Master Don Juan
I don't enjoy anal, I'd rather do her up the pvssy. I got a negative comment for suggesting this. So I'd just like to get a general opinion.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.Originally posted by aftershock
I don't enjoy anal
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Anal
Err, thats what I meant...I don't enjoy it. I think its inferior to pvssy.Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.
cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Anal
LMFAO.
Eat shit, boob man...you made me spit out perfectly good beer.
On the carpet, too.
Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.
LMFAO.
Eat shit, boob man...you made me spit out perfectly good beer.
On the carpet, too.
MightyMate
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****in girl anal is WAY better than in *****.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
On a serious note, though, I tried it a couple times with one ex, it was okay.
It ended up being more of an exercise in frustration than anything else. Slow process the first time, I guess.
It ended up being more of an exercise in frustration than anything else. Slow process the first time, I guess.
Originally posted by Warlord
Never tried anal sex but wouldn't, I heard your penis will be full of crap!
Bullshìt, I've been doing it for a year without condom (she was a virgin) and it never happened.
Anal tottally rocks! Its a shame not enough girls would let you do it!
For me, it is more the thought of doing it that feels good rather than the physical sensation you get from it.
I just feel that when a girl lets you do that, she is pretty much giving you that little bit more that she has not given other guys!
Ego boost really.
For me, it is more the thought of doing it that feels good rather than the physical sensation you get from it.
I just feel that when a girl lets you do that, she is pretty much giving you that little bit more that she has not given other guys!
Ego boost really.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Holy ****... Stay away from the pooper, is what dad always said.
Seriously though... gross. I read anal sex gives the recipient hemorrhoids!
Seriously though... gross. I read anal sex gives the recipient hemorrhoids!
Reality check, did you know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? Turn off the computer.Originally posted by Adone
Bullshìt, I've been doing it for a year without condom (she was a virgin) and it never happened.
I don't know what "reality check" means (I'm not English).Originally posted by Warlord
Reality check, did you know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? Turn off the computer.
Why shouldn't I know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? I can't really understand what you're trying to say and the way it connects to my opinion on anal sex.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
I think he replied to the wrong post or something...Originally posted by Adone
I don't know what "reality check" means (I'm not English).
Why shouldn't I know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? I can't really understand what you're trying to say and the way it connects to my opinion on anal sex.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I get saddistic pleasure out of knowing I'm causing her pain that she enjoys. That's what I like about anal, more so than the physical side of it.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.