aftershock
Master Don Juan
I don't enjoy anal, I'd rather do her up the pvssy. I got a negative comment for suggesting this. So I'd just like to get a general opinion.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.Originally posted by aftershock
I don't enjoy anal
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Anal
Err, thats what I meant...I don't enjoy it. I think its inferior to pvssy.Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.
cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Anal
LMFAO.
Eat shit, boob man...you made me spit out perfectly good beer.
On the carpet, too.
Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Your supposed to do HER in the ass silly.
LMFAO.
Eat shit, boob man...you made me spit out perfectly good beer.
On the carpet, too.
MightyMate
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****in girl anal is WAY better than in *****.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
cactus3178
Senior Don Juan
On a serious note, though, I tried it a couple times with one ex, it was okay.
It ended up being more of an exercise in frustration than anything else. Slow process the first time, I guess.
It ended up being more of an exercise in frustration than anything else. Slow process the first time, I guess.
Originally posted by Warlord
Never tried anal sex but wouldn't, I heard your penis will be full of crap!
Bullshìt, I've been doing it for a year without condom (she was a virgin) and it never happened.
Anal tottally rocks! Its a shame not enough girls would let you do it!
For me, it is more the thought of doing it that feels good rather than the physical sensation you get from it.
I just feel that when a girl lets you do that, she is pretty much giving you that little bit more that she has not given other guys!
Ego boost really.
For me, it is more the thought of doing it that feels good rather than the physical sensation you get from it.
I just feel that when a girl lets you do that, she is pretty much giving you that little bit more that she has not given other guys!
Ego boost really.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Holy ****... Stay away from the pooper, is what dad always said.
Seriously though... gross. I read anal sex gives the recipient hemorrhoids!
Seriously though... gross. I read anal sex gives the recipient hemorrhoids!
Reality check, did you know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? Turn off the computer.Originally posted by Adone
Bullshìt, I've been doing it for a year without condom (she was a virgin) and it never happened.
I don't know what "reality check" means (I'm not English).Originally posted by Warlord
Reality check, did you know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? Turn off the computer.
Why shouldn't I know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? I can't really understand what you're trying to say and the way it connects to my opinion on anal sex.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
I think he replied to the wrong post or something...Originally posted by Adone
I don't know what "reality check" means (I'm not English).
Why shouldn't I know that guys are supposed to ask girls out? I can't really understand what you're trying to say and the way it connects to my opinion on anal sex.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I get saddistic pleasure out of knowing I'm causing her pain that she enjoys. That's what I like about anal, more so than the physical side of it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.