"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Anal penile pains

Rainman4707

Rainman4707

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 30, 2012
Messages
1,725
Reaction score
597
I've been getting sharp shooting pains in rectum & penis for about a year now. The pains stop me in my tracks. It's like someone cutting you or sticking a knife up your butt. The pain is at the tip of my penis. Difficult to say how often a year i get the pains. I get more pains in penis than rectum. Rectum area once or twice a month. Penis, not sure how many times. I've worked shifts (mostly nights for 8 years)

My opinion is that i am getting these pains because i work nights & sleep during the day.

Anyway i've booked a doctors appointment.

I'm going to pay closer attention to the problem now. I.e if i get pains after drinking a certain food or drink product.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Billtx49

Billtx49

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 23, 2013
Messages
5,989
Reaction score
5,410
Location
DFW
Make sure they check your prostate gland thoroughly.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

Rainman4707

Rainman4707

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 30, 2012
Messages
1,725
Reaction score
597
I had my sperm tested about 6 months to a year ago & the results said i had good sperm, does that rule out std??
 
Fatal Jay

Fatal Jay

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 26, 2012
Messages
1,719
Reaction score
114
Bro you have Chlamydia go to the doctor and get a shot, and take some antibiotics, also stop masturbating, masturbating often can have the same effect on your penis as well
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Rainman4707

Rainman4707

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 30, 2012
Messages
1,725
Reaction score
597
Update :- I've been to docs, my urine & blood tests came back fine. Doc says to come back & see her in a month.
 
Atom Smasher

Atom Smasher

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 22, 2008
Messages
8,653
Reaction score
6,603
Age
69
Location
The 7th Dimension
Consider kidney stones or a mild bladder infection.
 
Atom Smasher

Atom Smasher

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 22, 2008
Messages
8,653
Reaction score
6,603
Age
69
Location
The 7th Dimension
Sometimes the stones will disintegrate into "gravel" and irritate not only the urinary tract (and yes, the tip could be affected more), and also the rectal area. Been there.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top