"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
A DJ Theory: Mathematically Proven! (now with calculator)
- Thread starter HuuBinh
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
Vroomfondel
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
Now that I think of it...Planet I heard of called called....Logopolis. They can create the perfect chick using block transfer computation. Don't know if they got over that bit with the Master, though.
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
Vroomfondel
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
you forgot about the quasi-convexity conditions; the second order conditions for local maxima/minima; and the non-linear time constraints. drop the logs and move it over to continuous-time stochastics. i think we'd better understand the inverse relationship between time spent and IL.
if you would have applied the neo-classical Von Neumann/Morgenstern risk axioms in the matrix algebra framework, you would be on the right track.
i have already completed this proof whilst i was whacking off last night.
i am now working on the Nash Bargaining Solution, applied to getting easy pvssy.
but i can't seem to get the continuous-time stochastics straight. any thoughts? i'm looking to get it published in the Journal of the American Frustrated Chump.
otherwise, your proof is perfect. kudos.
you must be an economist.
it's posts like these that keep me comin' back!!! i think he was actually serious. what a crack up.
hey moderators---MAKE THIS A STICKY!!!
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Just enjoy it for what it is worth for a good laugh, and move on.
Alexis Zorba
Don Juan
Come on guys give the man a friggin break? Can't anyone like math? Just as some of you may like sports, reading, writing, there are people who absolutely love math. They do math just for fun. Don't attack him just because you can't see the fun in doing Calculus (hey I can't either. what a shame...
). -Looking at my hairy palm-: What was that again?
Amen to that.
Alexis Zorba
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Superman X
Banned
hahahahaha
This thread is great.
-Dan
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I love the humor in this post.
true|hockey
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Non-Cooperative Game theory maybe, which is used in economics. The idea is to analyze choice rather than variables, it won john nash a nobel prize in the 90's. It is actually very applicable in social instances, especially with coopertive (wingman and the like) and non coopertive situations (a bunch of chumps ruining it for you).
I for one am scared to think that these things are actually modeled mathematically.
First, the parabolic. Then keep in mind Ulricks post. Although, Ulrick, I think that using the neo-classical Von Neumann/Morgenstern risk axioms, in this situation, is a bit simplistic.
Don't you think?
Look at Dirac's postulate of non-communicativitiness. That seems to keep the divergencess at the singularities down to a nugatory level.
Applied to the 4-th dimensional multiplicital-derivative (that is e to the integral of the log of the function from a to b, divided by b minus a), this conjecture seems to imply a double convexity of the topological hull of the projected data, sufficient to converge the 2nd order derivatives to unity, while refracting the 3rd orders at these points to infinity. (Which is what all girls want! Duh!)
So, using your modulated theory, I ran a simulation on my associates supercomputer, and we came up with the constant for women:
W=01010011011010110110010101100101011101000010110000100000011100110110101101100101011001010111010000101100001000000111001101101011011001010110010101110100001011000010000001110011011010110110010101100101011101000010110000100000011100110110101101100101011001010111010000100001
Pardon the binary, but since man and women can be viewed as positive and negative entities interacting in a discontinuous, yet paridoxically enclosed environment, we felt it was justified.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
May thou continually drool within the presence of faded 90's era claudia shiffard pics and posters, my liege. Thou art a father to all who seek thy divine presence ohh great digerati. Thou mayest live long and prosper, and napster forevermore.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
On a serious note a real computer geek would not fall for this being binary. Binary doesn't look like this.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
I found an equation of my own...
First, we all know that women take time and money.
Woman = Time * Money
The cliche says, 'time is money'
Time = Money
Therefore,
Woman = Money * Money = Money^2 (Or squared)
And because money is the root of all evil
Money = Sqrt(Evil)
Therefore,
Woman = (Sqrt(Evil))^2
And we are forced to conclude that
Woman = Evil
However, because we make the root squared we must give the absolute value
Woman = |evil|
Or Woman = Absolute Evil
Beat that b!tch!! *snaps fingers aggressively*
rgeere
Master Don Juan
That's old, someone had put a picture of a paper with that written on it as a wallpaper on one of the computers in a lab here at my university a few months ago.
Evil-Rom
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So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
I know its old... it's kinda lame also.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.