"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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2007 SI Swimsuit rant...

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Today, as I was walking out of K Mart, I saw Beyonce on the cover and thought what the hell and I scooped up the issue along with a pack of gum. A couple hours later, as I was perusing the pages...ok ok who am I kidding?... as I was jacking off furiously on the toilet I noticed something. When I reached Beyonce's little portion of the magazine, there were like 15 different pics of her. Cool right? Wrong! Not a single shot of her sweet ass in a piece of string that's pretending to be a thong! How is that even possible?! :mad: You have perhaps the second most famous ass on the planet (next to J-Lo of course), and you can't get one picture of it? Heads need to roll dammit! The editor needs to end his own life ASAP! Society no longer has use for that oxygen thief! I'm pissed, I feel cheated! I want my $6 back! :cuss: Rant over.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So you are that guy who finds the SI Swimsuit issue appealing.
 
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And you're that guy who thinks he has to be a smartass all the time.

No I'm not that guy...I'm just a fraction of the 95% of adult American males that do.
 
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ValleyDJing said:
And you're that guy who thinks he has to be a smartass all the time.

No I'm not that guy...I'm just a fraction of the 95% of adult American males that do.
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95% of American males are losers. Just look at what they chase after.
 
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wow, I want my five minutes back.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ValleyDJing said:
I'm pissed, I feel cheated! I want my $6 back! :cuss: Rant over.
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Does it really make a difference if Beyonce shows her ass or not? by the end of the day you weren't fvcking her, you weren't fvcking another chick but you ended up fvcking yourself. Maybe that is the reason you felt pissed and cheated who knows.
 
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next time, get yourself some hardcore porn dvds.
 
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Her body too bootylicious for you bro!
 
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1. Comic Relief...It took you five minutes to read that?!
2. Nonchalant...I already have porn thanks. The Swimsuit issue is tradition, thats the only reason I got it.
3. DJDamage...I don't even get what you're saying. Maybe I'm pissed because because I didn't get f.ucked? ummm...no I believe I was pissed because I didn't get to see Beyonce's ass in a thong, just like I said. Sometimes, appearances are what they seem.
4. Sparky...I'm not sure what you said because I put you on my ignore list (very hard to accomplish btw...so congrats) because all you do is act like a smartass, not just with me, but everyone in general...but I'm sure what you said wasn't flattering.

Anyways, I didn't realize this would turn into a flame fest. My bad.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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