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it's the same with ears. if you talk dirty in the left ear (i think) it has more of an effect then the right. i tested it years ago with an ex and did notice a slight difference. its all to do with what side of the brain its connected to. (left ear is connected to right of brain so it may...

johnies do that to me aswell. can get it up but it soon goes again. I f**king hate johnies :( also tirednes, stress, uncomfortable with yer old man being in the house blah balh blah. no worries mate. try again soon ;)

welcome back bud

i once had a girl pinch me so i shouted, "oi fat ****! what the f**k do you think your doing!!!" she didint do it again

control your breathing more. unless its cus your lifting stupid weight for lots of reps!! i get it on deadlift. get to the top of the motion, everything gose black. hahah. HARDCORE!!

your lucky you have attractive co-workers

hum. i dont think i'm gunna let it stop me. i'm not all ripped and pulsating so i know its not that putting them off. i'm just big! well, i'm off to the gym then. haha

no girls ever show interest in me :(

oooh! nasty!

Yeah, i got that impression from some of my female mates. i dont mind only 18yo chicks liking me. i can live with that.

Hahahahahahaha. sorry mate really made me chuckle then. never been with a girl like that my self but know a few people who have. think your just pickin all the freeky, nasty, ass poking ones.

hahaha. yeah i got a bit of money in there. think i'll do it. it will be a nice drive if nothing else! cheers lads.

fingered a girl with thrush once. bit messy. thought it was some one elses jiz for a second!

met a girl who worked in a local bank. i think i have a chance after a few encouters. decide to go for it next time i'm in there. found she has left the branch :( i know where she works now, question is, do i go to this new bank to ask her out? is this creepy stalker behavior :nervous: or...

i've got a bit of a belly! haha. i dont mind being a niche really, just cant belive that there are only 3 girls in it!!! i love being big, it has many perks! and some major down sides. it does destroy any dreams of being a F1 driver tho... welcome back your self then mate!

i've had a few. 1st was an ex. we didnt wanna let go untill the bitter end! (she was going to start a new life in oz) 2nd was a girl i met in a bar who just thought i was funny. we talked on the net and eventually got talking about my freaky side. she liked, we got freaky.... 3rd is a old...

i wouldnt have a problem with a 17 year old.

its been said that if you need to dress it up and be all fancy about it, your lacking some thing.

Hiya folks, Last time I was on here was about 2 1/2 years ago. I read up on all the advice and tips. I had been single for quite a while and after a week of reading up, I had a stunning, intelligent, funny girlfriend. haha! So thanks for that! Now we have gone our different ways, I’m back for a...

i split with my girl a long time ago and i still think about her tons. it takes time but all the advice here is ace! dont drink. that **** will mess you up good and propper.