Post your most disturbing sexual encounters

[pingpongz]

I have just two...

Was ****ing this girl... everythings going good... i decide to pull it out and tease her a bit. I look down and theres a big blood clot on my ****. Nearly threw it up. Just wiped it on the sheet and went back to business


Another time me and a girl were 69ing and she had her ass in my face.. i look up and theres a big brown skid mark on the inside of her ass cheek :nervous:


You guys got any that we should be prepared for in the event of it happening?

 

[Uncle Matt]

fingered a girl with thrush once. bit messy. thought it was some one elses jiz for a second!

 

[lordson]

i was going down on a girl, and after a while i started tasting blood

it was LTR so no big drama

 

[pingpongz]

i was going down on a girl, and after a while i started tasting blood

it was LTR so no big drama

Did you not smell that she was on the rag?

 

[ShortyMac]

Mine so much wasnt a disgusting experience as it was uncomfortable. I had a girl's man walk in right in the middle of her suckin me off. She told me she was single. The whole incident got ugly real quick.

 

[Uncle Matt]

oooh! nasty!

 

[drak_ool]

shagged a girl i barely knew without a rubber while she was on her period. Multiple times in one night at a hotel. we destroyed that room, the sheets were all covered in blood as was the bathroom and parts of the carpet.

stupidest shyt i did in my life

 

[Dole]

one night stand
the b1tch farts while i am fvcking her
doesn't even apologize, smack her across the face and told her to get the fvck out of my apartment

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Ironically, this was recently posted in the forum.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141706

 

[Moofahsa]

69ing and smelling ****.

I was drunk and threw her off me...grabbed my clothes and left.

disgusting.

 

[LoneSilver]

Dam you sure it wasn't an innocent pu*sy fart?

I love it. I feel so much closer with a girl when that happens but usually you have to pound it the doggie way to get it to pu*sy fart. I want to marry them too.

I propose marriage while they are pu*sy fartin' sometimes loud and they get all red faced and giggles.... they look so cute that way and to think it was me that made them do it I pound my chest like King Kong a fu*kin' good job

LoneSilver

one night stand
the b1tch farts while i am fvcking her
doesn't even apologize, smack her across the face and told her to get the fvck out of my apartment

 

[Magma]

Yeast Infection

There was this girl that I dated all throughout middle school, and had most of my first sexual experiences with her. One night we were "watching movies" in the basement and she let me go down on her. Of course I had no idea what I was doing. I ended up just kissing around down there.

Couple of days later, I developed a very sore throat and my mom took me to the doctor. The doctor examines my throat and I thought it would be strep.

He's like, "Hmmm. This is interesting. Don't see THIS too much. It appears you have a yeast infection in your throat."

I froze up and played dumb, like "Hmm. You are right. That IS very interesting." Stacy had a yeast infection.

Ahhh. Good times...

 

[KarmaSutra]

When I was 19 I had met a girl at a Christmas party through work. We hit it off really well and it was blatantly obvious we each had that sexual mambo on the brain. We slipped out to the cabana out back and she is absolutely ravenous! Sucking, licking, chick couldn't get enough in her mouth. I put her up on the railing and pull her panties aside and I'm going to town. Finally I'm anxious and she's begging for me to put the Kock in her, so I greedily oblige.

I'm digging a pool in her and she's going out of her mind. Her eyes roll back and she starts to spasm as wave after wave of blissful orgasm wash over her.

And then, I smell something funky.

Chick had cvm so hard she shat out a Cosby kid onto my shoe.

I just spend $90 on a nice pair of loafers and there's a turd dangling off of it.

We're both silent and I ask her to go in and get some napkins so I can clean my shoe. I don't blame the chick at all, in fact, I'm kind of proud to have made her orgasm so hard she lost control, literally!

She comes back and I clean the stank off my shoe and we go back in to join the crowd. A few people arer sniffing around and the best explanation I can come up with is that we took a walk and I stepped in some dog or cat sh!t.

 

[ShortyMac]

Ahhh....nothin makes a ***** talk like stickin a big thick 9"er in there

 

[Hunterchilla]

exgirlfriend had a chunk of toilet paper stuck to her *******.. i found it digusting at first, but i discreetley took it off and through it out, and then continued boinking her. I thought then it was kinda cute at the time.

 

[demonic]

Guy's you crack me up and when i read about "Karmasutras" xp i nearly cried with laughter.

Their was me thinking i had problems if i did'nt get an erection after drinking and you guys had to put up with girls with poor hygiene and everything.

Mother of god, i hope i never have to have ANY of the above experiences lol...i'd be put off women for months

demonic

 

[DonGorgon]

Another time me and a girl were 69ing and she had her ass in my face.. i look up and theres a big brown skid mark on the inside of her ass cheek :nervous:

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[jamescr73]

I lost my virginity to a squirter. I also had a case of performance anxiety, and I couldnt cvm for the life of me. I was tearing that chick up trying to make myself cvm and I made her squirt all over the place 3 times total. Soaked my sheets and mattress, soaked me, she was embarrassed, it was insane. Good times.

 

[DonGorgon]

Mine so much wasnt a disgusting experience as it was uncomfortable. I had a girl's man walk in right in the middle of her suckin me off. She told me she was single. The whole incident got ugly real quick.

That happens all the time... never trust a human..

 

[DonGorgon]

When I was 19 I had met a girl at a Christmas party through work. We hit it off really well and it was blatantly obvious we each had that sexual mambo on the brain. We slipped out to the cabana out back and she is absolutely ravenous! Sucking, licking, chick couldn't get enough in her mouth. I put her up on the railing and pull her panties aside and I'm going to town. Finally I'm anxious and she's begging for me to put the Kock in her, so I greedily oblige.

I'm digging a pool in her and she's going out of her mind. Her eyes roll back and she starts to spasm as wave after wave of blissful orgasm wash over her.

And then, I smell something funky.

Chick had cvm so hard she shat out a Cosby kid onto my shoe.

I just spend $90 on a nice pair of loafers and there's a turd dangling off of it.

We're both silent and I ask her to go in and get some napkins so I can clean my shoe. I don't blame the chick at all, in fact, I'm kind of proud to have made her orgasm so hard she lost control, literally!

She comes back and I clean the stank off my shoe and we go back in to join the crowd. A few people arer sniffing around and the best explanation I can come up with is that we took a walk and I stepped in some dog or cat sh!t.

WOWOWO:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: