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Master Don Juan
lol…I asked her what she thought about Ice and she gave me a passionate essay. Give me your best ball buster for this one.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I need to borrow a funny, smartass, c0cky, funny-sexy remark for this statement.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
BillyPilgrim
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"How do you feel about Mexico's treatment of central american illegals?"
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
cmon...I ask for something amusing not your political views
BaronOfHair
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"Honey, Uncle Sam stopped taking civil liberties seriously, back when S1 of The Patridge Family was still in production. You'll have more success convincing Bin Salman over in Saudi Arabia to stop beheading journalists he doesn't find sufficiently reverent"
RoadKing_Rabbit
Senior Don Juan
Since she went dun and gone philo sofffical, I'd go with Calvin and Hobbes, "Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that?"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Master Don Juan
Duke, got any sexy comebacks? Lol
sevbucmash
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Reply: It's the damn jews poisoning our nation with browns, so we don't rebel against them. Sending back illegals is saving America, it's a holly thing to do. Along with illegals, Adrea, I'd also send all the jews, browns with citizenship, and other immigrants that make America brown, back to their native brown habitat in Africa and Latin America.
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This is painful to watch...
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Whenever I end up in a argument with a womam I know its curtains. Especially in the apps.
You ask for a sexy comeback? Thats like asking how to season a turd so it tastes somewhat better...
Instead of a turd ( aka the political discussion) you should have started with a juicy steak( aka be seductive and sexual).
All you can do now is tuck your tail between your legs , agree with her and change the subject into something sexual.
Travel memoir21
Master Don Juan
Browns with citizenship? Some of those folks happens to be outstanding American citizens who gives back to their community….your views are racist as far as I’m concerned.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Actually I was asking about ice agents showing up to put ice on my balls after banging the crap out of your mom...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
BaronOfHair
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There's only one Holly thing