Recent content by dElAvA

Hey Guys, I'm a DJ that was in a LTR for three years after spending a few months studying. So I have to say the stuff worked. I'm a boston area native and will be getting back into the dating scene soon, but I do have to brush up. I came across this craigslit post today and it made my...

actually she got off three times

This is a story about a long time DJ who was still a virgin and his first experience I hope all you guys can laugh your asses off and maybe give a man in need a few pointers. I thank god no one on the forum knows me because this is a tale of the most embarrassing yet wonderful day of my life...

Know what I love? When a girl folows you around like a lost puppy and then after you decide you dont like her and begin to pull away she tells everyone you followed her around everywhere. Yeah I really love that.

Damnit its not David D oh well still seems like a decent show guess I'll sit down and watch it.

Is the kids coach David DeAngelo if he is I cant ****ing wait till 7:30. David DeA is the ****ing man.

God were sexy *****es eh? http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GSNUSEN&key=SQD

Im guessing this is all the same episode... MADE Tune in to see a dream get MADE. date time Sat 09/27 9:30 AM Sat 09/27 12:00 PM Sun 09/28 11:00 AM Mon 09/29 3:00 PM Mon 09/29 7:30 PM Tue 09/30 11:00 AM Wed 10/01...

Make a mean face and go GRRRRRRR to every girl you pass... actually that might not be a bad idea

STICKY! BUMP BUMP STICKY! BUMP BUMP STICKY! Bro I put all this in word and you got David D by 2 pages. Great Job!

dElAvA dope slaps wh0 yes of course she does!!!! god kids these days

If a girls in your way call her name if you know it and in a really serious and loud tone "You know,... Your In The Way". Then put on a slick little smile.:cool:

Two steps forward one back. Take her out again and get physical with her even just kissing is ok but tease her and leave her hanging at the end then you pull back and let her come after you.

tribal activities? What kind of high school are you going to?

Ok guys Im just as funny and random as the next guy here and as halairious and funny yelling out things in class and joking all the time is it has to be rationed. IM NOT SAYING QUIT BEING FUNNY Its one of the best tools a DJ has but use it sparingly YOU DONT JUST WANT TO BE THE JOKER. You...