redskinsfan92
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Lol, a $5 billion wake up call
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
New Budweiser ad
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Lol, a $5 billion wake up call
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
AureliusMaximus
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They should have stayed at making beer and not jumping into force feed us with alt-leftist political messages and woke bs.
The new commercial is just damage control.. and feels a bit empty after they got woke.
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Millard Fillmore
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This is all just a distraction for the masses while political elites make off with more of our money.
BillyPilgrim
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I was going to post the Bud Light Marketing Director's pic on here, but out of respect for the forum I won't. Instead, here's a catchy tune:
Bible_Belt
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The funny thing is that the wokesters are mad at them now, too. Bud hid from social media for four days and then issued a statement that tried to sound neutral. "We want to be the beer for everyone," they said, which was not explicitly supportive of trans people and therefore not good enough in the eyes of the woke.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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This would have been an above average ad if it had been released 1-3 months ago, before the Dylan Mulvaney incident.
Budweiser was put in a difficult spot by the branding decision of Bud Light. People have lumped Budweiser and Bud Light together.
Most of the reaction on Instagram has been negative and it makes sense that is a negative.
The ad feels insincere given the moment in time of its release.
Budweiser was put in a difficult spot by the branding decision of Bud Light. People have lumped Budweiser and Bud Light together.
Most of the reaction on Instagram has been negative and it makes sense that is a negative.
The ad feels insincere given the moment in time of its release.
A day late and 4 billion dollars short. Marketing’s number one job is to know your customer. Alienating the majority of your customer base to try to attract a very small minority is foolish. 2/3rds of Gen Z are not even the legal drinking age. So you’re willing to blow up your business for a crumb of customers with identity Issues? I’m willing to bet they drink Trulys and fruity drinks (no pun intended) rather than lite beer.
AureliusMaximus
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She has a horse face so nothing to lost and members spared of the chock..
AureliusMaximus
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Well lets pull a Budweiser joke while we're at it bois..
What is the similarity between drinking a Budweiser and making love in a canoe?
It is fvcking close to water...
What is the similarity between drinking a Budweiser and making love in a canoe?
It is fvcking close to water...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hamurabimbi
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That Dylan cat has to be laughing all the way to the bank. A high-functioning wierdo puts on a dress and acts campy. And now he has achieved unimaginable fame & fortune.
BillyPilgrim
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I hear the feminists are pissed as hell he's playing a bimbo.
Regardless of what anyone thinks about him/her Dylan, he found an advertising niche that no one else was in and developed it. Helluva better advertising professional than the bud woman that hired him …
BillyPilgrim
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She's not bad for a Clydesdale though.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Millard Fillmore
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Cuckold Trump Jr. supports.
SW15
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What a cuck!
redskinsfan92
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Update: the marketing chief has taken a leave of absence
BillyPilgrim
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Out to pasture.
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That sounds too elective and not definitive enough. It needs to be announced that she has been fired and the company has decided go a different direction with marketing leadership.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.