Parallelophone
Senior Don Juan
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- Jun 27, 2021
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Has anyone had sex with a woman who you knew had a Brazilian butt lift? And did you pound it? Can complications arise from that?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.Im sorry OP, Cant say that I have.
Its over for BrazilianButtLiftCels
You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Says something about the overlaps in the manosphere. Incel slang/memes used to seem so niche to me. Especially considering how recently incel stuff blew up. But if I can also hear about it here? Well I guess redpills and blackpills belong to the same candy jar.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.
You talk about ridiculousness. That´s rich coming from you.
Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.
C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.
I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Nah, I can just recognize when a woman has wisdom, and I have the humility to ask for their input.I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.
Maybe that is why they work? Ha haDamn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
You're telling me you like it when @Dr.Suave makes posts about: "It's over for xxxxcels" over and over ad nauseum?? Seriously? Duuudddeee!!! Some serious bad taste goin' on.Maybe that is why they work? Ha ha
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You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I'm a square. I missed it. But I'm so relieved you don't actually think @Dr.Suave's lameass, jackass xxxxcel comments are actually cool. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, knowing this.If you didn't catch it was was a joke dudebro.. @DoubleBarrel
An implant in that area probably gives her an improvement the bounce back category …And I never heard about Brazilian Butt implant. I wonder if they make it different there?
Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searchingIf you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.![]()
Half a year makes you an expert? Interesting. And here I thought excellence took years of investigation, experience and observation.Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searching
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.