Parallelophone
Senior Don Juan
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Has anyone had sex with a woman who you knew had a Brazilian butt lift? And did you pound it? Can complications arise from that?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.Im sorry OP, Cant say that I have.
Its over for BrazilianButtLiftCels
You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Says something about the overlaps in the manosphere. Incel slang/memes used to seem so niche to me. Especially considering how recently incel stuff blew up. But if I can also hear about it here? Well I guess redpills and blackpills belong to the same candy jar.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.
You talk about ridiculousness. That´s rich coming from you.
Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.
C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.
I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Nah, I can just recognize when a woman has wisdom, and I have the humility to ask for their input.I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.
Maybe that is why they work? Ha haDamn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
You're telling me you like it when @Dr.Suave makes posts about: "It's over for xxxxcels" over and over ad nauseum?? Seriously? Duuudddeee!!! Some serious bad taste goin' on.Maybe that is why they work? Ha ha
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'm a square. I missed it. But I'm so relieved you don't actually think @Dr.Suave's lameass, jackass xxxxcel comments are actually cool. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, knowing this.If you didn't catch it was was a joke dudebro.. @DoubleBarrel
An implant in that area probably gives her an improvement the bounce back category …And I never heard about Brazilian Butt implant. I wonder if they make it different there?
Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searchingIf you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.![]()
Half a year makes you an expert? Interesting. And here I thought excellence took years of investigation, experience and observation.Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searching
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.