Parallelophone
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Has anyone had sex with a woman who you knew had a Brazilian butt lift? And did you pound it? Can complications arise from that?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Can rough sex rupture a Brazilian butt lift?
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
nicksaiz65
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Imagine being on a payment plan for your BBL. Then you’re literally working your ass off to work your ass off
Sorry I had to say it
Sorry I had to say it
Doctor Europeo
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Im sorry OP, Cant say that I have.
Its over for BrazilianButtLiftCels
Its over for BrazilianButtLiftCels
DoubleBarrel
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Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
Doctor Europeo
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You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.
You talk about ridiculousness. That´s rich coming from you.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Parallelophone
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Says something about the overlaps in the manosphere. Incel slang/memes used to seem so niche to me. Especially considering how recently incel stuff blew up. But if I can also hear about it here? Well I guess redpills and blackpills belong to the same candy jar.
DoubleBarrel
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I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.
Doctor Europeo
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Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.
DoubleBarrel
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C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??
Doctor Europeo
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I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DoubleBarrel
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Nah, I can just recognize when a woman has wisdom, and I have the humility to ask for their input.
DoubleBarrel
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But dude, you gotta stop with xxxxcel comments. Like seriously. Stop. If you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.
AureliusMaximus
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DoubleBarrel
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You're telling me you like it when @Dr.Suave makes posts about: "It's over for xxxxcels" over and over ad nauseum?? Seriously? Duuudddeee!!! Some serious bad taste goin' on.Maybe that is why they work? Ha ha
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
If you didn't catch it was was a joke dudebro.. @DoubleBarrel
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
DoubleBarrel
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I'm a square. I missed it. But I'm so relieved you don't actually think @Dr.Suave's lameass, jackass xxxxcel comments are actually cool. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, knowing this.
corsica
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The implant is able to sustain a good amount of pressure since it was made to be sitting on top of it all the time. So I guess pumps from sex won't break it.
And I never heard about Brazilian Butt implant. I wonder if they make it different there?
And I never heard about Brazilian Butt implant. I wonder if they make it different there?
An implant in that area probably gives her an improvement the bounce back category …
Doctor Europeo
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Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searchingIf you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.
DoubleBarrel
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Half a year makes you an expert? Interesting. And here I thought excellence took years of investigation, experience and observation.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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