Parallelophone
Senior Don Juan
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Has anyone had sex with a woman who you knew had a Brazilian butt lift? And did you pound it? Can complications arise from that?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.Im sorry OP, Cant say that I have.
Its over for BrazilianButtLiftCels
You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Says something about the overlaps in the manosphere. Incel slang/memes used to seem so niche to me. Especially considering how recently incel stuff blew up. But if I can also hear about it here? Well I guess redpills and blackpills belong to the same candy jar.Damn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.You keep saying that, yet you haven´t used the "Ignore" feature/button on me. That´s what its for man.
You talk about ridiculousness. That´s rich coming from you.
Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.I don't ignore or shun anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't voice my objections when people are being silly gooses.
C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??Silly goose? Again, that´s rich coming from you.
I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.C'mon man, don't have have the self-awareness to recognize that your xxxxcel jokes are lame as fvck, and it just makes you look like a silly little boy??
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Nah, I can just recognize when a woman has wisdom, and I have the humility to ask for their input.I guess I dont. But here´s what I know: You are a 43 your old man who was recently in the internet asking the female members of SoSuave advise on how to meet a high quality girl. There´s a lot of stuff wrong right there but I guess you dont have the self-awareness to see it.
Maybe that is why they work? Ha haDamn, your xxxxcel comments drive me nuts, man!!! They're so lame, I just want scream every time I see the ridiculousness of your postings.
You're telling me you like it when @Dr.Suave makes posts about: "It's over for xxxxcels" over and over ad nauseum?? Seriously? Duuudddeee!!! Some serious bad taste goin' on.Maybe that is why they work? Ha ha
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I'm a square. I missed it. But I'm so relieved you don't actually think @Dr.Suave's lameass, jackass xxxxcel comments are actually cool. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, knowing this.If you didn't catch it was was a joke dudebro.. @DoubleBarrel
An implant in that area probably gives her an improvement the bounce back category …And I never heard about Brazilian Butt implant. I wonder if they make it different there?
Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searchingIf you'd do that in front of chicks, they would roll their eyes and avoid you like the plague. Not cool, man.![]()
Half a year makes you an expert? Interesting. And here I thought excellence took years of investigation, experience and observation.Don't give me advise on chicks. I been covered on that since December 15. You are 43 and still searching
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.