Hamurabimbi
Master Don Juan
Wow!!!B.S.......I wish. 6 hours 1 way in trip.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wow!!!B.S.......I wish. 6 hours 1 way in trip.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Why????? If she is a fine puss; then, she is worth it. Driving is a tourisim for me. I enjoy it. The antidump machine does not talk about this. It does not discriminate on the basis of distance, only interest level. The machine also does not mentioned beauty levels. It is a black and white machine. Chick or no chick. That is all.Wow!!!
I wouldn’t drive more than an hour, myself.Why????? If she is a fine puss; then, she is worth it. Driving is a tourisim for me. I enjoy it. The antidump machine does not talk about this. It does not discriminate on the basis of distance, only interest level. The machine also does not mentioned beauty levels. It is a black and white machine. Chick or no chick. That is all.
I understand. I told her I was on my way to see my family 3 hours away from her. I said I am picking some tools I left behind, then, I added and on my way back, I was going to come by and hang out with her. I think I will go to a Chinese wok or something. It is indirect approach you know. In this way, she is not giving too much and I maintain my frame. The distance makes me look desperate or in need, but in my youth, I slacked and beated the bush around a lot. This caused me to lose fine pieces of A$$s, not anymore. When she breaks the rules, I go in. After the first meeting, I will call her back 3 days later and ask her out. I will see what she says. I will tell her lets go to the acuarium or the zoo.I wouldn’t drive more than an hour, myself.
6 hour drive would put me in Santa Barbara! But, if you can tolerate that, more power to you. Best of luck!!!I understand. I told her I was on my way to see my family 3 hours away from her. I said I am picking some tools I left behind, then, I added and on my way back, I was going to come by and hang out with her. I think I will go to a Chinese wok or something. It is indirect approach you know. In this way, she is not giving too much and I maintain my frame. The distance makes me look desperate or in need, but in my youth, I slacked and beated the bush around a lot. This caused me to lose fine pieces of A$$s, not anymore. When she breaks the rules, I go in. After the first meeting, I will call her back 3 days later and ask her out. I will see what she says. I will tell her lets go to the acuarium or the zoo.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I will keep you posted.6 hour drive would put me in Santa Barbara! But, if you can tolerate that, more power to you. Best of luck!!!
It did not happened.6 hour drive would put me in Santa Barbara! But, if you can tolerate that, more power to you. Best of luck!!!
. Sorry brother.It did not happened.
You need a lot of work man, and it starts with yourself.She sent me a PM this morning after I asked her for her number the day before at noon. I do not know if she provided me with her number in her last message. I have not opened it. She tipically texts late at night, but she didn't do it this time. I believe she is into trying to figure out if I come up online the minute she PMs me. I get emails and I know when she PMs me, but I cannot read anything unless I log in to Facebook. I am folliwing antidump. If there is a number, then I should wait 5 days and call her to set up a date. 5 days is next Monday. I hope she did send her number. Bitsh $@!#&÷€!!!!
Says a Don Juan who is not a Don Jaun. Somebody is always pretending to coach somebody...... Like in prison, the first MF who shows up to help is the one who is wants to rape you and make you his *****.You need a lot of work man, and it starts with yourself.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who's bullying? You are acting like a little kid finding presents under the Christmas tree over some chick messaging you and maybe getting a number.Says a Don Juan who is not a Don Jaun. Somebody is always pretending to coach somebody...... Like in prison, the first MF who shows up to help is the one who is wants to rape you and make you his *****.
Boy, this is not my first rodeo. Go find some1 else to bully.
I left @ 7:00 AM this morning and started driving. An hour later into the drive, decided to check messanger. She was online 4 hours ago, so if I am checking 1 hour later that means 8:00AM, and she was last online at 04:00 AM. This is kind of odd. This woman does not sleep or cannot sleep for X reason. So I drove for 2 more hours and I PMed her. There is no answer. Then, I called her at 11:30, it is then, 8 hours since she has been online last. She answered and sounds tire. She claimed that she is deadtired, went out last night to a party with her daughter or to her daughter's party, and came back late. She says she has not slept and is stressed out. She said she does not feel safe driving without sleep and asked when I am coming back into town, my reply is I dont know, then, she says that she hates to reschedule, but is tired. I am all the time saying ok, ok, no, no, ok, ok..... Sorry brother.
You ever read the story of the Donkey , Tiger, and Leon about the grass is blue???? If not, then read it. Now, please. Do me a favor and lose this post. Thank you.Who's bullying? You are acting like a little kid finding presents under the Christmas tree over some chick messaging you and maybe getting a number.
Oddly enough, some girls actually are night owls. But yeah. Seems like she’s not making enough effort. NEXT her.I left @ 7:00 AM this morning and started driving. An hour later into the drive, decided to check messanger. She was online 4 hours ago, so if I am checking 1 hour later that means 8:00AM, and she was last online at 04:00 AM. This is kind of odd. This woman does not sleep or cannot sleep for X reason. So I drove for 2 more hours and I PMed her. There is no answer. Then, I called her at 11:30, it is then, 8 hours since she has been online last. She answered and sounds tire. She claimed that she is deadtired, went out last night to a party with her daughter or to her daughter's party, and came back late. She says she has not slept and is stressed out. She said she does not feel safe driving without sleep and asked when I am coming back into town, my reply is I dont know, then, she says that she hates to reschedule, but is tired. I am all the time saying ok, ok, no, no, ok, ok....
Then, I can hear voices. Some1 who is a younger female speaks in the background. She has a short dialogue with the younger voice and then restarted to chat with me. At this moment she says call me sometime next week, but I am hanging up because I do not care. Also, I am hanging up because I am supposed to hang up first. I did not agree to reschedule and I did not tell her when I am back in town. So, I deleted her number and erased her Facebook messages.
Pfft. Please.You ever read the story of the Donkey , Tiger, and Leon about the grass is blue???? If not, then read it. Now, please. Do me a favor and lose this post. Thank you.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Yep.Oddly enough, some girls actually are night owls. But yeah. Seems like she’s not making enough effort. NEXT her.
She just sent me a load of.... apologizing to me. WTF am I supposed to do now? She just did it and it is 12:19 AM. I am not texting anyone this late....Oddly enough, some girls actually are night owls. But yeah. Seems like she’s not making enough effort. NEXT her.