mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Puzzy upfront keeps a man safeOf course, she isn't!
She's looking for someone to hook her up!
...her and her three kids!
Or going through some "drama"/hardship etc... More or less translating to "evaluating multiple d1cks atm"“Unless you’re Chad, then hookups are definitely on the table. You don’t even have to take me on a date”
they always leave out that part. Kinda like the “I’m not ready for a relationship right now”. Everyone knows they mean “with you” when they say that.
women need newer lines.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yes, she is... For the right dude $$$$LOL. You know how we feel about this around here.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Single mom has less time to play games. Usually she's going to fvck with who she's trying to fvck with.Best thing about single moms. If they be gone to effort/ expense of a sitter they re dtf. The other great thing about single moms is....oh wait...
I dated a single mom back in my 20's. DTF on the first night. Her mom watched her offspring while she took a ride on the d-train.Assuming she can get a sitter
You think that's bad, her "kid" was 18. When we went into the other room and closed it, her daughter and her friends started laughing. She moved too fast and there was something all over her face (she usually swallowed). It was an experience.I used to know a divorced nurse who'd call me to come over, from time-to-time. It was always uncomfortable walking between her small kids and the cartoons she turned on to amuse then, on my way back to mommy's room.
The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.Awkward
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Did you fück the daughter too?...her "kid" was 18.
...daughter...
Wish, but no. It would had been an experience to have both at the same time. ;'pDid you fück the daughter too?
Won't lie, got a hard on reading that. Don't ruin my no-fap over here you animal.The daughter and her friends were HOTTTTTTTTTTTT. It was so weird. Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out how to get the mom and the 18 y.o. daughter in bed. I got rid of her not too much long after because she disrespected me. So, I wasn't able to do that. Sigh.
Wish I knew. @Amante Silvestre prob. knows. He's the nuclear Italian Stallion of the forum.What is the best way to entice a mother to partake in a little ménage a trois with her female offspring and me?
Asking for a friend.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.