I saw one of the HB 8.5 news reporters on Bumble. So I'm messaging her on her facebook page. Lets see where this goes.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Going to meet that cute 49 yr old teacher tonight. How to keep frame?
- Thread starter biggoal
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I'm not interested in another subject.
Stick to one, settle it then we can move on to the next.
However if its your wish to just blog about ur failures then let us know so that we won't waste our time nor efforts.
So you can't see me getting a date with a local news reporter lol? Why would a high end news reporter need to resort to using OLD? Hey, any chance I get you gotta take. It's a numbers game.
Here is what I sent the reporter just now.
Soooo, I was just browsing on Bumble and came across you (guess which way I swiped lol) Well anyway, it just makes me wonder why someone like yourself would even need to be using a dating app in the first place! Of course I mean that in a good way though! I'd figure you reporters would have no problem finding someone
R u afraid to show us those DM's you had with that 49 year old?So you can't see me getting a date with a local news reporter lol? Why would a high end news reporter need to resort to using OLD? Hey, any chance I get you gotta take. It's a numbers game.
Here is what I sent the reporter just now.
Soooo, I was just browsing on Bumble and came across you (guess which way I swiped lol) Well anyway, it just makes me wonder why someone like yourself would even need to be using a dating app in the first place! Of course I mean that in a good way though! I'd figure you reporters would have no problem finding someoneWell anyway, I know this isn't a dating app, but it's easier reaching out on here
No, takes time to copy text messages.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
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MrWood
Master Don Juan
How to get insta-friend-zone and no-reply on first contact.
Soooo, I was just browsing on Bumble and came across you (guess which way I swiped lol) Well anyway, it just makes me wonder why someone like yourself would even need to be using a dating app in the first place! Of course I mean that in a good way though! I'd figure you reporters would have no problem finding someoneWell anyway, I know this isn't a dating app, but it's easier reaching out on here
How does that friend zone? Wouldn't someone like her go for a super Chad or rich guy anyway? Should I message her again?
MrWood
Master Don Juan
*facepalm*
This is an unattractive reply/trait for men to possess, a repellant that will hv women dismissing you.
Act decisively and bravely BG.
Furnish those DM's.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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You need to leave this forum.
Seriously, don't log in for a month and see how your succes with women will skyrocket.
MrWood
Master Don Juan
Soooo, I was just browsing on Bumble (a dating app) and came across you (guess which way I swiped lol) Well anyway (I have nothing real to say, comment or try to get your sexual attention), it just makes me wonder why someone like yourself would even need to be using a dating app in the first place! (because I have put you very high on the pedestal) Of course I mean that in a good way though! (because im a fan and so much below you) I'd figure you reporters would have no problem finding someone (but not me)Well anyway, I know this isn't a dating app (actually it is but I dont want to act like im trying to approach you... on a dating app), but it's easier reaching out on here (so if you want to reply i will be so honored but I know you wont... pleaseeeee reply)
MrWood
Master Don Juan
For the sake of example, Lets say you are scrolling OLD and see Jennifer Aniston profile:
Jenn A. 50 - Los Angeles
all guys message her (including @biggoal) some variation of:
OMG J.A you are so hot and famous, please go out with me!
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
Jeeeze so hot! What are you doing on OLD?!?!
me:
Hi, my name is Mr Wood. I noticed your profile and sweet smile, cool style.
Im near you *L.A right?* Lets get acquainted, see where it goes... what do you say?
Who will she reply to and give it a try?
Jenn A. 50 - Los Angeles
all guys message her (including @biggoal) some variation of:
OMG J.A you are so hot and famous, please go out with me!
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
Jeeeze so hot! What are you doing on OLD?!?!
me:
Hi, my name is Mr Wood. I noticed your profile and sweet smile, cool style.
Im near you *L.A right?* Lets get acquainted, see where it goes... what do you say?
Who will she reply to and give it a try?
andreihaha
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Me, theoretically: Nice shirt, it really emphasizes your breasts.
Me, for real: Nothing, I don't go around looking for 50 year olds. I ain't biggrannygoal.
@biggoal a screen shot is easy to accomplish, wouldn't even generate a single tear drop of sweat.
Perhaps the moderators should consider issuing a temporary ban on threads created by you until we settle this issue here.
If you can’t bravely dissect ur communications with women HERE then there's not much point creating more threads since it will be the same shiet, just different stories.
Perhaps the moderators should consider issuing a temporary ban on threads created by you until we settle this issue here.
If you can’t bravely dissect ur communications with women HERE then there's not much point creating more threads since it will be the same shiet, just different stories.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Asking them let's getting acquainted and out right off the bat scares women off too fast
MrWood
Master Don Juan
now you are the text opener expert? lol ok
no, it does not. I get very very high response rates with openers using these exact words.
You read my text thread, its the same fvcking line, son
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MrWood
Master Don Juan
let me add, to the point. My text opener, which is cut/paste for the last year has produced at least 8 of 10 or so lays from last year.
just sayn'
just sayn'
You'll be prefect to dissect his DM's then.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.