lamath
Master Don Juan
Children, exes ,emotional scars etc
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Women with Baggage = A Good Thing
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Part of life. Even with the childless you deal with their family, friends, groups and entitlement. A person with a child is at least proven to be able to care for someone other than themself.
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They're a fun lay until they get you into trouble. A couple memorable experiences I had: "I'm on birth control!", then unprotected sex followed by "oh wait I forgot to take the pill this week. No, I refuse to take plan B." Then there was another girl who refused to leave my apartment until I took out all the food in the fridge and waited until she got hungry lol.
sazc
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Says the man who is currently bathed in the warm light of "I'm getting laid, A LOT"
I do pretty good actually. I've never come on here asking for help on meeting women or help getting laid.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That's my point though, it wasn't her fault that happened. It was yours. Guys on here need to be able to identify these types early on and then use then for what they're worth while being cautious.
Right, and when she pokes a hole in your condom that will be your fault too.
glass half full
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Oh my God, I totally know how that goes. This is the freakiest shyt going...
Only a strong man can handle ANY women.
Ignore the rest and move ahead.
Just don't forget to dump her when u r done.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
So the most strict damn near lesbian hardened and seasoned battle axe will be a purring feminine kitten in the hands of the right man?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Nah, the 'right guy' would be running for the hills.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
To go on a fvcking spree.Nah, the 'right guy' would be running for the hills.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
RickTheToad
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Perhaps, but I've met a few ladies who not only have kids, but want you to help take care of them and not work. Hard pass.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Shes a come up
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
It's not nonsense.
Fragile men can't handle even mice much less with women and much more lesser with dominant men.
It's a popular known fact.
As such it's highly recommended for those fragile guys to do screening lest they come out of any interactions emotionally destroyed.
Screening is ur only option.
And they'll come out of being suicidal by relying on my strength of character and be inspired by it.
I'm a great example.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Spaz wants a hardened and proud masculine lesbian. She will submit and be feminine to his solid masculine frame.
That hardened and proud masculine lesbian will be feminine in my presence.
I'm sorry you can't do it.
Screen harder like LA.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
She will Bill Cosby you and you will wake up after being sodomized. You better screen.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.