mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
And you better believe women will get to doing this.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Women with Baggage = A Good Thing
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Are you claiming she will strap him while he’s unconscious? Lmao
Yes I believe it happens to you.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Yea. You know they gonna be doing that. Shell pound him anally while she has her batman outfit on.
You must be living in perpetual fear to come out with this post.
The only way to counter this is by looking beautiful, like an expensive porcelain jug, collectors has been known to encase it in glass for fear of breakage.
Fragile stuff are fvcking sensitive to the environment and not hardy to withstand anything much other then gentle hands.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Well, every woman has a vagina, so receiving her thrash just for sex... I prefer to spend my time in more productive/positive things and people.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
ewww