mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I got it. Your not the one dead center hit.Bro I’m such a pessimist it could literally destroy his psyche lmao
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I got it. Your not the one dead center hit.Bro I’m such a pessimist it could literally destroy his psyche lmao
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Idk what that means but aightI got it. Your not the one dead center hit.
You know the exact most fvcked up things to say.Idk what that means but aight
But am I accurate? Or just needlessly mean?You know the exact most fvcked up things to say.
You might be accurate at that exact instant. But if someone is making progress do they need to hear that?But am I accurate? Or just needlessly mean?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Having to be this crafty isn’t progress, it might look like it, but the house of cards will fall Fast because it’s not genuine.You might be accurate at that exact instant. But if someone is making progress do they need to hear that?
Agree. Foundations need to be solid and true.Having to be this crafty isn’t progress, it might look like it, but the house of cards will fall Fast because it’s not genuine.
Agree. Foundations need to be solid and true.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.