"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thread is gold
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bro just wear a condom, it's basically the same thing. It doesn't actually leave when you're done though. It's pretty realistic.

I do need to find a girl who's down for anal though. Everytime I put it in, it's like the world becomes mine.
I sense a case of developing Oneitis happening here…
 
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Wow, she does look real(ish)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Brings new meaning to the phrase.."hey, doll face!":p
 

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You guys want to see the buttocks? It's bubbly... From the back, I swear it look even more real.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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People here make a big deal of "not fapping" but think it's no big deal to fvck a rubber doll in the ass... lol... smh
 

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People here make a big deal of "not fapping" but think it's no big deal to fvck a rubber doll in the ass... lol... smh
I could care less about fappimg but this doll is kind of awesome... it's like having a lego set when you were a kid or a '69 camaro when you're old... Fun toys...
 

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I'm on "only fap to nudity," and that pic gave me wood lol.


Kinda wish I had one ;)
Yeah that's it's leg in the first picture too. My favorite position is when they're laying on their stomach and I hit it from the back. Unfortunately, the pvssy entrance is more centered than it is down so I can't really do that.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah that's it's leg in the first picture too. My favorite position is when they're laying on their stomach and I hit it from the back. Unfortunately, the pvssy entrance is more centered than it is down so I can't really do that.
Just out of curiosity, How is the sex with that thing? Would you rate it better than a hooker, but not as good as the real thing?

I find this thread pretty damn amusing lol.
 

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Just out of curiosity, How is the sex with that thing? Would you rate it better than a hooker, but not as good as the real thing?

I find this thread pretty damn amusing lol.
1-10, 10 being real, 5 being a stroker, and 1 being my hand... I would say an 9/10. It doesn't moan, doesn't get wet by itself, no facial expressions, and you have to move it. All of the female parts feel slightly less like the real thing. Except the hands and fingers... scary similar...

I wouldn't say that it replaces sex, unless you're a virgin or something, but it certainly does the job as replicating it. You can also cuddle it.

Better than a Hooker? Probably not since hookers are real females... Cheaper and legal alternative? Without a doubt better.

And yeah, well it's a toy and should be treated as such. It's fun to cuddle to be honest.

Oh and it doesn't give head :(
 

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Wow, a new plate. Lolz:p

Just leave her in your car, you can ride the car pool solo.:eek::D
A guy in Boston did exactly that in the carpool land for about a year. They caught him and made him pay a ticket for each of the times he violated the law. It was all over the news haha.
 

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Haha, this is great.

You guys are awesome as always :)

So now we have a solid battle plan set up.

1. Name poll
2. Upload to a rating site mentioned before.
3. Car pool video poor ( putting her ass on front passanger seat and then driving driving vlog :p with all information masked of course. )
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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