"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I won a free sex doll....

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Title... I entered a giveaway for a sex shops grand opening about a month ago. I figured I would just win some condoms, lube, etc... But what I got in the mail was not what I had expected.

Well the package came in today and it weighed in at 40kgs(88lbs). Keep in mind that I had no idea what it was until I opened it.

Turns out, I won a 140cm life like sex doll that costs $900. I thought about just leaving everything packed and re selling it but... I'm a dude...

I took it out of the box and started feeling the hands, legs, arms, and breasts... It felt ridiculously real. The hands being the most life like- it even had a french manicure... The breasts were a little hard but squishy and fun to grab nonetheless.

Screwing in the head was creepy and weird. It just kind of stares at you... It also came with a wig, some skimpy clothes, a belly button piercing, and a choker. The breasts size were definitely D's.

So knowing me... I decided to have some fun with it. Now I've had sex a little more than a dozen times with mostly different women. I know what pvssy feels like and it honestly felt really similar... It probably wouldn't feel the same without lube though.

Some of you guys may or may know, but I use a stroker to train myself to last longer since they're desgined to get you off. This thing isn't designed like that... It honestly felt like I was having, and had, sex.

I've never given a girl anal before but if anyone can tell me if it feels really good when the head of your d*ck is going in and out when your deep near the opening... Then I guess it was similar. But putting it in that things butt felt amazing. The butt felt nice to touch and bounce off of but it was a little too hard.

I would have never bought something like this but honestly... I wanted to have a smoke once I was done. And it is a work out since you're moving 88lbs by yourself. The only thing missing is facial expressions and moans, basically a human... It can't give you head though.

If you guys got $900 laying around, I recommend it... I also advise hiding in like a closet. It's kind of creepy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You can't be pedestalizing broads just because they're into anal. This broad doesn't wanna do any work in the sack and doesn't give head on top of that! Immediately go strict NC and next before you catch onenitus for a BPD anal slut.

P.s. Come on bro we all know you ordered and paid for it... ;)
 

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Wow, a new plate. Lolz:p

Just leave her in your car, you can ride the car pool solo.:eek::D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ohhh FÜCK this is hilarious and it made my day. Yeah seriously take a pic and make it your profile pic.

Have you thought of a name yet?
 

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wait, can WE name her?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I think a majority vote is required also…
Sounds to me like poll material here.
first we need to see her.

OMFG can we get @bigneil to put her on that god damn website and get her rated?! That would make my fvcking week! Please say yes!
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
 

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You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
But that's the thing... it won't... I just have a feeling that it's going to get haunted and I begin to have nightmares... and then I rage fvck the ghost.

Wait no... I don't want to have a Chuck-E situation.

This is random, but her tits are too big. I feel like C or B cup would have been better.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Move on and get better plates then. Life is too short to spend time with a damaged female.
Whatever you do, do Not develop oneitis… She could blow her top and disappear on you at any time…
 
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You need to take her on dates like Lars and the Real Girl.

Bring her to Starbucks, sit her across from the table from you, buy her a cup of coffee and just sit and talk to her for an hour.

GUARANTEED that ad money from that video will be enough to buy plenty more dolls...
 

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I need a copy of boyfriend destroyer then.……
I promise to give her back when I dump her.
Bro just wear a condom, it's basically the same thing. It doesn't actually leave when you're done though. It's pretty realistic.

I do need to find a girl who's down for anal though. Everytime I put it in, it's like the world becomes mine.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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