"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I won a free sex doll....

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Title... I entered a giveaway for a sex shops grand opening about a month ago. I figured I would just win some condoms, lube, etc... But what I got in the mail was not what I had expected.

Well the package came in today and it weighed in at 40kgs(88lbs). Keep in mind that I had no idea what it was until I opened it.

Turns out, I won a 140cm life like sex doll that costs $900. I thought about just leaving everything packed and re selling it but... I'm a dude...

I took it out of the box and started feeling the hands, legs, arms, and breasts... It felt ridiculously real. The hands being the most life like- it even had a french manicure... The breasts were a little hard but squishy and fun to grab nonetheless.

Screwing in the head was creepy and weird. It just kind of stares at you... It also came with a wig, some skimpy clothes, a belly button piercing, and a choker. The breasts size were definitely D's.

So knowing me... I decided to have some fun with it. Now I've had sex a little more than a dozen times with mostly different women. I know what pvssy feels like and it honestly felt really similar... It probably wouldn't feel the same without lube though.

Some of you guys may or may know, but I use a stroker to train myself to last longer since they're desgined to get you off. This thing isn't designed like that... It honestly felt like I was having, and had, sex.

I've never given a girl anal before but if anyone can tell me if it feels really good when the head of your d*ck is going in and out when your deep near the opening... Then I guess it was similar. But putting it in that things butt felt amazing. The butt felt nice to touch and bounce off of but it was a little too hard.

I would have never bought something like this but honestly... I wanted to have a smoke once I was done. And it is a work out since you're moving 88lbs by yourself. The only thing missing is facial expressions and moans, basically a human... It can't give you head though.

If you guys got $900 laying around, I recommend it... I also advise hiding in like a closet. It's kind of creepy.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You can't be pedestalizing broads just because they're into anal. This broad doesn't wanna do any work in the sack and doesn't give head on top of that! Immediately go strict NC and next before you catch onenitus for a BPD anal slut.

P.s. Come on bro we all know you ordered and paid for it... ;)
 

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Wow, a new plate. Lolz:p

Just leave her in your car, you can ride the car pool solo.:eek::D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ohhh FÜCK this is hilarious and it made my day. Yeah seriously take a pic and make it your profile pic.

Have you thought of a name yet?
 

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wait, can WE name her?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think a majority vote is required also…
Sounds to me like poll material here.
first we need to see her.

OMFG can we get @bigneil to put her on that god damn website and get her rated?! That would make my fvcking week! Please say yes!
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
 

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If I were to have known it was that good, I probably would have paid the $900. Especially since she's into anal, might even marry it now.

Haven't thought of a name... Seems weird to name it. I'll post some pics on here but it's in my closet right now. It really does look like an actual person..
You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
 

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You're only in trouble if she starts talking back…
But that's the thing... it won't... I just have a feeling that it's going to get haunted and I begin to have nightmares... and then I rage fvck the ghost.

Wait no... I don't want to have a Chuck-E situation.

This is random, but her tits are too big. I feel like C or B cup would have been better.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Move on and get better plates then. Life is too short to spend time with a damaged female.
Whatever you do, do Not develop oneitis… She could blow her top and disappear on you at any time…
 
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You need to take her on dates like Lars and the Real Girl.

Bring her to Starbucks, sit her across from the table from you, buy her a cup of coffee and just sit and talk to her for an hour.

GUARANTEED that ad money from that video will be enough to buy plenty more dolls...
 

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I need a copy of boyfriend destroyer then.……
I promise to give her back when I dump her.
Bro just wear a condom, it's basically the same thing. It doesn't actually leave when you're done though. It's pretty realistic.

I do need to find a girl who's down for anal though. Everytime I put it in, it's like the world becomes mine.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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