"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Thread is gold
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bro just wear a condom, it's basically the same thing. It doesn't actually leave when you're done though. It's pretty realistic.

I do need to find a girl who's down for anal though. Everytime I put it in, it's like the world becomes mine.
I sense a case of developing Oneitis happening here…
 
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Wow, she does look real(ish)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Brings new meaning to the phrase.."hey, doll face!":p
 

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You guys want to see the buttocks? It's bubbly... From the back, I swear it look even more real.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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People here make a big deal of "not fapping" but think it's no big deal to fvck a rubber doll in the ass... lol... smh
 

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People here make a big deal of "not fapping" but think it's no big deal to fvck a rubber doll in the ass... lol... smh
I could care less about fappimg but this doll is kind of awesome... it's like having a lego set when you were a kid or a '69 camaro when you're old... Fun toys...
 

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I'm on "only fap to nudity," and that pic gave me wood lol.


Kinda wish I had one ;)
Yeah that's it's leg in the first picture too. My favorite position is when they're laying on their stomach and I hit it from the back. Unfortunately, the pvssy entrance is more centered than it is down so I can't really do that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah that's it's leg in the first picture too. My favorite position is when they're laying on their stomach and I hit it from the back. Unfortunately, the pvssy entrance is more centered than it is down so I can't really do that.
Just out of curiosity, How is the sex with that thing? Would you rate it better than a hooker, but not as good as the real thing?

I find this thread pretty damn amusing lol.
 

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Just out of curiosity, How is the sex with that thing? Would you rate it better than a hooker, but not as good as the real thing?

I find this thread pretty damn amusing lol.
1-10, 10 being real, 5 being a stroker, and 1 being my hand... I would say an 9/10. It doesn't moan, doesn't get wet by itself, no facial expressions, and you have to move it. All of the female parts feel slightly less like the real thing. Except the hands and fingers... scary similar...

I wouldn't say that it replaces sex, unless you're a virgin or something, but it certainly does the job as replicating it. You can also cuddle it.

Better than a Hooker? Probably not since hookers are real females... Cheaper and legal alternative? Without a doubt better.

And yeah, well it's a toy and should be treated as such. It's fun to cuddle to be honest.

Oh and it doesn't give head :(
 

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Wow, a new plate. Lolz:p

Just leave her in your car, you can ride the car pool solo.:eek::D
A guy in Boston did exactly that in the carpool land for about a year. They caught him and made him pay a ticket for each of the times he violated the law. It was all over the news haha.
 

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Haha, this is great.

You guys are awesome as always :)

So now we have a solid battle plan set up.

1. Name poll
2. Upload to a rating site mentioned before.
3. Car pool video poor ( putting her ass on front passanger seat and then driving driving vlog :p with all information masked of course. )
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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