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    The surprising truth behind "Swingers"

    I just finished watching Swingers twice in one day. Don't ask why. Many hail it as the greatest DJ movie ever made. For that reason, a few people may be upset by what I write here. If you haven't seen it, it's about a guy who moves to LA after getting dumped in a 6-year relationship. And...
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    the censor

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels the censor at sosuave.com is a little too tight, and a little useless. I mean, if we're going to talk about seducing women (and even some posts about sex), I think we can handle words like @ss and $hit..... Isn't there a Terms of Agreement, where...
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    Street Magic

    This is kind of a tip, but seeing as the DJ Tips forum is currently full of such great "improve yourself" posts, I didn't want to add this humble little post to it, so I figured it would belong better in this forum :) You guys should all be familiar with Street Magic. It's the stuff David...
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    What does your walk say about you?

    Did you know that just the way you walk can say alot about you? People usually walk in a reflection of the way they feel. What's more, is that sometimes, the way you feel is a reflection of the way you walk. Example: If you're feeling grouchy and depressed, you walk hunched over with a...
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    What used to separate men from women, and now destroys them

    Ahh, it's been a long time since I wrote a post. However, recently I came across a sort of realization (I wouldn't go so far as to call it an epiphany) about DJism, and thought I would share it with you. I've summarized it into this one line: What separates men from women is their dependance...
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    C+F and Neghits, and their horrible misinterpretations

    This was once actually a reply to WUWD's post some long time ago, but I've decided to bring it back (deleting a few short parts that were specific to the post itself), and in its own topic..... cuz I believe it's something many HS DJ's should see ====================== C+F and neghits are...
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    WHY do you want to be a DJ?

    I'm just a little curious..... why do you guys even want to be DJs? Do you even know? And by DJ I don't mean "great guy who doesn't let anything phase him", I mean "guy who gets every chick he wants"..... Why did you come to this site? Why do you want to score so many chicks? What difference...
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    Where is the love (a comment on misogyny)

    you know what I notice alot on these sosuave forums? Many people here seem to treat women as an enemy, dating as a battlefield, relationships as a war, and sex as a conquering. WTF? I mean, I understand that women are ****ed up *****es, but if you hate women so much, why even date them...
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    Electronic Muscle Stimulants (EMS)

    http://toneatronic.com/emsunits.htm these are little pads you place on your muscles, and they send electric shocks to tighten and contract the muscles........ supposedly the same effects of a regular work-out.... has anyone tried these out before? do they actually work? I'm sure it...
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    A place to virtually and interactively test out your DJ skills!

    www.romp.com the game is called Booty Call I found this site many years ago, back when I was still an AFC. It basically has a bunch of flash video's, all about this guy named Jake, who is a P-I-M-P, and your mission is to get him laid (every now and then you choose options of where Jake...
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    All girls will be unfaithful (but you can stop it)

    Simple as the title. It's a truth of life. Any girl will cheat if presented with the right oppertunity. There is no woman alive who is "righteous" or "loyal" enough not to take an oppertunity if it presents itself *strongly* enough. Here is the thing: All girls have secret wishes and...
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    Working out as a teen

    Quote from "Body for Life" by Bill Phillips "Q: Should my teenage boys start this Program? A: The Body-for-LIFE Program is intended for healthy adults - generally those over teh age of 18. I do not bleieve young teens - ages 13 to 15 - should train with weights. At that age, I...
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    Zits and Facial Care

    alright, back in high school, I had my share of zits and break-outs..... and for DJs, that simply won't do... Now, there is no reason to be embarassed about having acne.... it's not a reflection of hygiene, it's just a side effect of puberty. However, it is pretty damn ugly, and it can put a...
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    Need a date for Prom?

    About this time of year, all the senior aspiring DJs are trying to get themselves dates for the prom..... sounds tough, sometimes..... but hey, it's much easier than you might thing.... first of all, let me say I went to my prom stag --- and I don't regret it one bit. I had way more fun...
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    Why you shouldn't *always* be a jerk

    Most aspiring DJs, who have memorized all the Bible Rules, will be able to tell you that you must always be a jerk, and you must have social proof. Let's explore this a little further. Why must we always be jerks? The aspiring DJs recite, as though by memory - yet not by understanding -...
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    I found out **HOW TO GET "THE ONE"** from high school!!!

    OK let me tell you a little story.... when I first came to high school in 9th grade I didn't have any friends.... but then this girl (she was alright, maybe a 6) came up to me and said HELLO1!!!!! I was really nervous so I didn't say anything back.... and she kinda tried to talk to me but I...
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    Cosmopolitan magazine - even THEY know how to be a dj

    Now, I'm a pretty avid reader of Cosmopolitan magazine....... yes yes I know it's a magazine for college chicks...... but it's the most interesting and educational magazine I've ever seen! Some of the articles make me sick, but most of the time they're really good, and reveal alot about women...
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    If you ever find yourself asking "should I next her?", chances are the answer is yes

    nuff said. If a girl does something to you that is so bad that you have to ask yourself "did she put me thru enough **** that I should next her?", what reason could you have for NOT nexting her? The very fact that she did something that would cause you to re-consider your feelings towards her...
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    The importance of knocking her off her pedestal.... shown graphically!

    For all those aspiring DJs who haven't yet fully comprehended the importance of knocking a HB off her pedestal..... I have taken the liberty to show you how important it is..... GRAPHICALLY!! Click here to be shown in an easy-to-follow graphic why you should knock a hb off her pedestal...
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    Learn from Women's Own Tricks

    Remember when you were an AFC, and women would manipulate you, make you their slaves, have you bend over backwards for them, and then as a reward might give you a platonic hug (which you would take as teh greatest gift you could ever receive), and then run off with some jerk? And then she'd...
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