SeymourCake
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- Joined
- Apr 9, 2010
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What are your thoughts on Zyzz?
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have never seen the big hullaballoo about him. Who can't get muscular and shredded with drugs? I don't see much of a feat there.
I couldn't care less about Zyzzz one way or the other. Or you for that matter. Personally, I don't worship other men's bodies.
As for me being "shredded to my full potential". Nope I'm not. But I am in good shape, make over 100G a year, have a healthy lifestyle, and a healthy social life. My kids are around me at Christmas, life is good. I will retire at age 56, being close to a millionaire, with no debt. So...worshipping someone like Zyzzzz......simply isn't important to me. I'm glad you find solace in him though. I see you have been a member here for almost 14 years....so since you were 13. And in 14 years, you have garnered 68 likes. Good for you! Zyzz would be so proud.
And I see you apologized in your post......don't apologize anymore..... you have an opinion, no matter how misguided.
Merry Christmas
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.