SeymourCake
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- Apr 9, 2010
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What are your thoughts on Zyzz?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I have never seen the big hullaballoo about him. Who can't get muscular and shredded with drugs? I don't see much of a feat there.
I couldn't care less about Zyzzz one way or the other. Or you for that matter. Personally, I don't worship other men's bodies.
As for me being "shredded to my full potential". Nope I'm not. But I am in good shape, make over 100G a year, have a healthy lifestyle, and a healthy social life. My kids are around me at Christmas, life is good. I will retire at age 56, being close to a millionaire, with no debt. So...worshipping someone like Zyzzzz......simply isn't important to me. I'm glad you find solace in him though. I see you have been a member here for almost 14 years....so since you were 13. And in 14 years, you have garnered 68 likes. Good for you! Zyzz would be so proud.
And I see you apologized in your post......don't apologize anymore..... you have an opinion, no matter how misguided.
Merry Christmas
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.