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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'd **** you :moon:1-800-HellNo
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this isn't me, but it's too funny not to post:
http://imgur.com/UZwFP2R
and in a way it will make everyone else feel better about their fails.
http://imgur.com/UZwFP2R
and in a way it will make everyone else feel better about their fails.
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TheWolfMan
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Lol, wow suddenly my texting doesn't seem so bad
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Haha I used to worry that my texts were dumb
SamTheHobit
Master Don Juan
Hahaha this is great xD
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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BeDJ
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I think I once texted something like:
Me: hey HB let's go out for drinks on Tuesday
HB: Well I'm flattered but I have a serious boyfriend
Me: Why is he so serious? is he a boring librarian or something
HB: Haha no he's an accountant
Me: Even worse. If you ever want to have fun in your life give me a call
Then I had to sit through 12 weeks of class with her ignoring me. THAT was the cringe-worthy part. Sarcasm does not work over text.
Me: hey HB let's go out for drinks on Tuesday
HB: Well I'm flattered but I have a serious boyfriend
Me: Why is he so serious? is he a boring librarian or something
HB: Haha no he's an accountant
Me: Even worse. If you ever want to have fun in your life give me a call
Then I had to sit through 12 weeks of class with her ignoring me. THAT was the cringe-worthy part. Sarcasm does not work over text.
