"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You know you haven't had sex for a while when....

Veridin

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...You wake up the day after and your chest muscles ache from holding yourself up in the missionary position. :)

Also shows that you need to start doing pushups again.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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badboyjmm

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when you have frequent wet-dreams
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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confident afc

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when u find yourself turning your head to stare at every piece of ass that walks by
 

Strelok

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...when you restart behaving like an afc even if you know this site in the hope of getting laid or even worse when you believe to the feminist bullsh*t and act accordingly even when there are no women.
 

mikeyb

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you suffer from tennis elbow but you don't play tennis.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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scorpio1138

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you get a terrible case of blue balls out of nowhere -had this happen when I didn't choke my chicken for 2 weeks.
 

Naughty Ninja

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You scored a 'piece of a$$' last night but it was only because your finger broke through the toilet paper.
 

blackwolf

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i went 7 years without sex until this year jan. it didn't feel like a first time or nothing... i just sucked a bit... but after a few more fuks i was perfect again. now im back to having no sex... probably another 7 years wait.

*looks @ hand*
 
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