"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You know you haven't had sex for a while when....

Veridin

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...You wake up the day after and your chest muscles ache from holding yourself up in the missionary position. :)

Also shows that you need to start doing pushups again.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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badboyjmm

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when you have frequent wet-dreams
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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confident afc

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when u find yourself turning your head to stare at every piece of ass that walks by
 

Strelok

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...when you restart behaving like an afc even if you know this site in the hope of getting laid or even worse when you believe to the feminist bullsh*t and act accordingly even when there are no women.
 

mikeyb

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you suffer from tennis elbow but you don't play tennis.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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scorpio1138

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you get a terrible case of blue balls out of nowhere -had this happen when I didn't choke my chicken for 2 weeks.
 

Naughty Ninja

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You scored a 'piece of a$$' last night but it was only because your finger broke through the toilet paper.
 

blackwolf

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i went 7 years without sex until this year jan. it didn't feel like a first time or nothing... i just sucked a bit... but after a few more fuks i was perfect again. now im back to having no sex... probably another 7 years wait.

*looks @ hand*
 
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